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Songs In The Key Of Life (Childhood-Adulthood)
Song You Believe Your Parents Conceived You To: soul makossa by some african dude lol
Song That Best Makes The Soundtrack of Your Childhood Neighborhood Theme: u must learn by BDP
Theme Song To Your Closest Sibling: rumpshaka by blackstreet?
The First Album You Ever Purchased: like a prayer by madonna
The First Single You Ever Purchased: partyman by prince
Album Cover That Scared You In Your Childhood: some War album
Song That Scared You In Your Childhood: thriller by mj
The TV Theme of Your Childhood: saved by the bell
Favorite Song From Sesame Street: this kids doing their own thing...
Favorite Song From Mister Rodgers Neighborhood: feeding the fish?
Favorite Song From The Electric Company: ?
What Were You Banned From Listening To In Your Childhood: oh me so horny or as mommy called it oh its a warning
Rock Song That Rocked Ghetto/Ghetto Song That Rocked The Suburbs (as a kid): lol shout by tears for fears?/can't touch this by hammer
Song You First Slow Dragged To: lol
First Cassette You Got For Your First Walkman: possesion by sarah maclaughlin
Best Cosby Show Theme: rudy's summer party dress
Favorite Soundtrack Of Youth: my so-called life sdtk
Song That Played When You Got In Trouble And Grounded At Home: disarm by smashing pumpkins
Song That Played When You Thought You Was About To Get Some: things that lovers do by kenny and chante
Song That Played When You Got Some: love again by ashanti
The Theme To Your First Break Up In High School: n/a
The First Compact Disc You Ever Brought (not Album/Cassette): 4 non blondes
Album That You Stole From A Friend: ying yang twins club single for whistle while u twurk
Your Favorite Album You Think Your Friend Stole: jon b. cool relax
If Ever In Car Accident....What Song Was Playing?: oddly if I should die by Jay-Z
5 Songs You'd Put On A Mixtape For A Potential Love One: ne thing by koop, paul simon, robin thicke, moloko, jahiem to say shit I can't say
Song To Best Describe Your Best Relationship: my best haha - when I get u home by twista and skateboard P
Song To Best Describe Your Worst Breakup: " "
First Concert You Ever Went To: Outkast HOB 99
Magical Concert You Ever Went To: KRS TheClub@Firestone 06
Worst Concert You Ever Went To: 69 Boys PineHills Skating Rink 94 ( that was a fucking show - a review lol making Outkast my 1st concert)
Coolest Celeb Ever Met: Saul Williams
Assholish Celeb You Ever Met: Shaq
Godlike Celeb You Ever Met: n/a
The US Weekly "Oh They Just Like Me!" Celeb You Ever Met: n/a
Song So Hype You'd Run Your Moms Over With A Trash Truck Going 100 mph: how we do by freeway
Song That Has The Ability To Make You Cry: precious things by tori amos
The One Song That Has The Ability To Make You A Kid Again: local god by everclear
Song You Are Ashamed To Admit You Love: put it in your mouth by akinyele
Song/Album That You Have To Gunpoint Others To: yo ppl like my music whatever - maybe medulla by bjork cause its pretty scary
If You Were To Marry Now What Song Would Be Your Wedding Song?: whenever u call by Lady Mariah
What Song Best Describes Your Children/Future Children?: chicken noodle soup by wtf sings it then
Who Killed Music?: nas
Who Keeps Music Alive For You?: vega
Song Playing Right Now: u and me by cassie - the next selection remix - and its so smooth
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