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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Time for my yearly myspace update. Right now Im working at Islands in Manilla Mesa. I love it, food service is the shit and I forgot how much better it is to have a normal co-ed workplace instead of a bunch of nerdy douchebags who can stop talking about the new season of Battlestar Gallactica. Sorry guys, its a lame show. Im planning on starting school in September aaaand hopefully by then I'll be serving at Islands. Okay so thats what goin on at the present time. About me: Im a skinny man, always have been, probably always will be. If you didnt know it, skinny men have the most fun, its a well documented historical fact. Im Persian and I have a ridiculous amount of pride and interest in my ancestry and heritage. I love to eat and cook food, but I dont get to cook much lately. I eat all the time. I'm a smartass, I'll call you on your bullshit all day long. I love to laugh and even more than laughing, I love to make people laugh. I used to be a lot better at it. I have a crappy relationship with my parents and incidentally, I still live with one of them. My dad is really cool but he is absolutely crazy, I think I probably will be too one day. I'm a really happy guy but I need some love in my life and thats about it. It's been WAY to long. Bad luck with chicks is my fortay, I'm an expert at picking the overall WORST chicks to get interested in, and it always comes back to bite me in the ass. I dance in front of the mirror when the cameras are off but you'll NEVER see me dancing outside of my room if I'm sober. Dont ask. I live for lifes simple pleasures, I can stare at the stars for hours and never get bored. The sunset over the ocean and a doobie is just about as good as it gets for me. I watch a fair bit of TV, I am Borats identical twin cousin but he wont ever admit it, I'm a pretty big movie buff and I'm ALWAYS down to watch a good flick. Reggae is music for the soul and ganja is Gods medicine. If I could get paid for sleeping, I would make it a my fulltime job and I'd work free overtime. Im not really a materialistic person. Im the most loyal person you will meet, if I care about you. Im very respectful and sometimes people mistake that for shyness. Its not. Im anything BUT shy. Just get to know me and you'll see. DETHKLOK.

My Interests

Working, CS, hangin out with the Islands crew, smokin too much weed, sleeping, professional crastination.

I'd like to meet:

Im tryin to meet anyone who isnt a fake, a liar, a cheat, obnoxious, arrogant, stupid and/or lousy in the sack. Sorry, but I give as good as I get, and I give GOOOOOD.I want to meet jay-z so i can tell him he has RIDICULOUSLY big lips. i dont think he knows."O man, whoever you are and wherever you come from, for I know that you will come - I am Kourosh, son of Cambyses, who founded the Empire of the Persians and was king of the East. Do not grudge me this spot of earth which covers my body." - Cyrus the Great.

Music:

311, old AFI, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, Beastie Boyz, Bigwig, Bob Marley, Cake, Danzig, Greenday, Guttermouth, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Lagwagon, Less Than Jake, Living End, Mad Caddies, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Millencolin, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Minor Threat, NOFX, Offspring, Operation Ivy, Pennywise, PEPPER, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rancid, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Rufio, Sick Shift, Sting and the Police, Sublime, The Cure, The Faint, The Hippos, The Mars Volta, The Streets, The Vandals, Tiger Army, Tsunami Bomb, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Weezer, Yngwie Malmsteen, Zombies. 80's music kicks ass too. For so long I didnt like Dave Matthews, but Ive changed the error of my ways. Paolo Conte is the shit.

Movies:

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Snatch, Jerry Maguire, Pulp-Fiction, True Romance, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Star Wars, The Mexican, Rounders, SUPER TROOPERS, Get Shorty, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (my bible), Top Gun, Beavis and Butthead do America, Ameile, Payback, Wyatt Earp, The Mexican, Oceans Eleven, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, GANGS OF NEW YORK, King Arthur, Gladiator, The Last Samurai, all the Matrix's, all the Lord of The Rings, Collateral, Days of Thunder, The Patriot, The Basketball Diaries, Cocktails, Half-Baked, Event Horizon, Se7en, Goodfellas, Casino, Suicide Kinds, Dazed and Confused, Ed TV so much more; I always keep adding to this list.

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Friends, Mythbusters, American Chopper, Alton Brown, Emeril Legasse, Futurama, Simpsons, COPS, Modern Marvels, It Takes A Thief, M*A*S*H, Power Block so much more. I waste my life on Television.

Books:

Ive read, and read too many to even start. But Im a big fan of the books.

Heroes:

People who let me down, that way I grow stronger and crazier.

My Blog

broken

I feel heavy right now, the weight of my life on my shoulders, dragging behind me by my ankles, pulling me down to the ground. I just want to sleep and not move, hollow out a spot in my bed, its...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST

You are my sanity

The song on my profile. I like it a lot. When I listen to it, it sounds like thinking. It makes me think of my brain working, thinking, solving, figuring out. Every note is a t...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:12:00 PST

Visualize

Have you ever visualized something you're going to do? Have you ever visualized something you want to do? Have you ever visualized something you could have done better?&...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

PERSIAN NEW YEARS!!!

YES!! Its persian new years tomorrow. I love persian new year because it's the first day of spring and that ALWAYS means that summer is around the corner. And if summer is close I am...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:40:00 PST

Time for another great blog

So im sitting here in my room, i just called every dealer i know, and i want WEED. Thats just right now.Lately, ive been feeling really depressed. Like self-pity and loathing. It suc...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

Stuff about me.

A- Available: Yes- Age: 21- Annoyance: The Law and marijuana being a felony in arizonaB- Bestest Friend[s]: Rich, Otto, Christian, Mitch, Billy, Saman, Krispy, ME!- Beer: Love it. Newcastle woul...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

Where is the category for death

Half a bottle of capt mo later, I feel like i wanna kill myself. What the fuck is up with trifflin ass girls who cant decide between one dude or another. Like fuck man, its some painful sh...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:56:00 PST

Blogs are random

I suppose thats what makes blogs great. Is that they are real, they are life. Unexpected and unfiltered, blogs are what they are and nothing changes them. Even AFTER you've edited yo...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:18:00 PST

NEWWWWW MEXICOOOOOO

Thats right ladies and gentlemen, Im going to Nuevo for a few days. See my bestest buddy Jacob Chops Romero. This guy says that on his voicemail. You've reached Jacob Chops Romero.&n...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:39:00 PST

Ants in my pants

I feel all fucked up. I have a nasty taste at the back of my throat and I cant stop griting my teeth. I drank a lot tonight. I had a good time. But now at 4:08, I feel fucked u...
Posted by Sneaky Snake on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:12:00 PST