Not a huge fan of these “About Me†sections so I'll keep it sweet and simple:Two things I want to do before I die is see Conan O'brien live and witness an actual tumbleweed rolling through a desert - so far neither of these have come to fruition. I HATE sneezing, mainly because I do it 238974238 times a day and every time I eat chocolate. Google Earth gives me the willies. I love Canada but Michigan is my second home. No one loves Meijer more than I do. I actually really love my pet fish and I think he has feelings too, no matter what people say. Cotton balls make me cringe. I have very little patience for people who condescend others or take themselves too seriously. Tom Brady is my lover and I swear I'm going marry him one day...regardless of whether that requires force or illegal conduct (I'm serious). Other obsessions include, but are not limited to: the colour pink, my blackberry (which also happens to be pink), hummus, omg shoes. The Myspace fad has pretty much run its course for me and chances are if you see me on here its out of consummate bordom. So, if you're not creepy you can hit me up on facebook.
