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Yan The De[JEDI]stroyer

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About Me

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My Interests

Starcraft, Warcraft series, Total War series, Homeworld series, Elder Scrolls series, Crimson Skies, Halo 1 and 2, Full Spectrum Warrior, Commander Keen, sex, Raptor:Call of the Shadows, Half Life series, Star Wars games, Battle For Middle Earth, Diablo 1 and 2, Sega genesis, nintendo 64, i don't feel like using capitals anymore, x box, game cube, my computer, metal, classical, electronic, my shitty ford x wing probe, line 6, esp, schecter, everly, dunlop, fuck verizon, americas choice soda because its cheap and deliciously amazing, yoohoo, stewarts soda because its amazing and costs more than shitty beer, fire, explosions, cool people, legos, tv, movies, red bull, any energy drink because they rule, crack rocks dipped in acid, shitty baggy hot topic pants that don't crush my balls like stupid tight sears jeans, k mart boxers!, socks without holes in them, new vans that look like the ones i've had for 4 years, sex, video games, do people actually read all this?, loud noises, making toasty subs as opposed to non toasted subs ala subway, blasphemous corruption, noobs, pwnage, your mom, i dunno, recording stuff, writing music, writing this bullshit out apparently, why the fuck is this so hard to think of shit, popeyes' pub, the chance, empress, crannel, roseland, vfws, local shows, star wars, lord of the rings, my guitar, weeeee, score, summer, and lots of other stuff now go read the next paragraph...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, take a fuckin' swing!

Music:

here we go... Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, Darkest Hour, into Eternity, In Flames, Iron Maiden, kalmah, soilwork, children of bodom, norther, ghengis tron, yngwie malmsteen, micheal angelo batio, randy fuckin' rhoads, black dahlia murder, devil driver, at the gates, night rage, dark tranquility, kataklysm, death, deicide, vital remains, bach, pagiani, municipal waste, 3 inches of blood, Wintersun, Norther, Ensiferum, anything with cool guitar stuff or keyboards thats technical, fast and high energy, classical of course

Movies:

Rocky, Star Wars Saga, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Alien Trilogy, Starship Troopers, Boondock Saints, Se7en, any Arnold movie, Street Fighter, Requiem for a Dream, The 13th Warrior, Inidana Jones trilogy, Jaws, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, The Thin Red Line, Spaceballs, and more!

Television:

History Channel, Discovery, Aqua Teen, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, funny stuff

Books:

Eaters Of The Dead, Starship Troopers, Beowulf, Zombie survival guide, i don't ready much and when i do i'm very particular about it

Heroes:

Rocky fucking Balboa (stallone), Alexi laiho, Arnold Swartzennegar, Jean Claude Van Dam, Jackie Chan, Kerry King, Raptor jesus, Brad Pitt, Jack Nicholson, Samuel L Jackson, Bruce Willis, MISTA ECKO!!!