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Alien Hesson

U cant fuck wit this, I jump off cliffs naked!

About Me

Well lets see, I am known as Hesson, Alien, God, The Lord Our Savior, Jupiter, and rarely... I'm talking by like 5 people max Jeremy, I used to play football for Yough, I run track, I'm a senior and I really, really, really fucking hope that the second semester goes faster than the first, In case you can't tell already I'm an Atheist, My belief is that if someone needs religion, then it's only because they are too stupid and ignorant to understand why things work the way that they do. My AIM is The (Real Mr Serious) you can usually find me on it.
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

My Interests

contact sports(except hockey), video games, and real haunted houses that scare people not like me.
You're 70% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?
You Are 84% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Someone fun...
Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alien, Hesson, Jupiter, or Jeremy for the 10 people that know my real name
Birthday: october 28
Birthplace: somewhere around Pittsburgh
Current Location: West Newton, the biggest little shithole in Yough
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 6' even
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: irish german slovenian
The Shoes You Wore Today: chucks, track spikes, moccasins, and running shoes
Your Weakness: havin a good time
Your Fears: gettin shut down hardcore
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon, pepperoni, and xtra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to stop being such a pussy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lets blow sumthin up
Thoughts First Waking Up: what am i doin today?
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told i have very pretty eyes...
Your Bedtime: 10-12 on weekdays, and dawn on weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: my celeb, how i miss that shitter
Pepsi or Coke: 7-up
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea sux
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, cappuccino is immaculate european coffe suitable only for queers, chicks and europeans of course
Do you Smoke: not a chance in hell
Do you Swear: guess u already know that answer
Do you Sing: no if i can help it
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: i suppose
Do you want to go to College: yeah, i need to get the fuck outta here
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: damn right i do, im the champ, i can do anything
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: im dead sexy...
Are you a Health Freak: junkfood is a mans best friend
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, the rain washes away the filth of the world
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hehehe take a wild guess
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no sadly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no, ive been a damn shut-in
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: now i gotta go find some oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fish sux when its cooked, why would i eat it raw
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its the middle of winter ask in july
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: ya
Ever been called a Tease: hell if i know
Ever been Beaten up: lets see them try it now
Ever Shoplifted: not really
How do you want to Die: riding the nuclear missle which the launch of ultimately causes worldwide nuclear war and results in the utter anihilation of the human race... top that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: architectural engineer... I mean a proathlete(ya right)
What country would you most like to Visit: one with a beastly exchange rate
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: darker colors i suppose
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: under 130 i guess, i'm bad with weights
Best Clothing Style: not life hater or gangsta
Number of Drugs I have taken: nothing more serious than weed
Number of CDs I own: hell if i care
Number of Piercings: u better be able to walk through a metal detector
Number of Tattoos: nothin too extreme
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everyone has regrets

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Which Horror Movie Are You?


House Of 1000 Corpses
You are very wacky and out there. You like doing insane things, you like getting attention, and you most likely enjoy drug-induced hallucinations. Always the loud one, always the popular one, you might actually be wanting the attention to cover scars that won't heal from childhood, and you need a way to mask your emotions. Don't keep up like this for too long.
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Music:

Metallica, Iron Maiden, Ozzy, Dropkick Murphys, Misfits, Danzig, Rammstein, Black Sabbath, ACDC, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, Brand New Sin, Misfits, Powerman 5000, Sex Pistols, Stone Temple Pilots, Twisted Sister, Velvet Revolver, ,
, Def Leppard, Dope, Drowning Pool, Megadeth, Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Ramones, Rob Zombie, Van Halen, White Zombie, select songs from Quiet Riot, and all the other bands that resemble them.
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are 45% Redneck
The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead.
You're just fakin' bein' a redneck. How Redneck Are You?

Movies:

SEXY BABE REPORTER GETS NAILED ! OUCH


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HAHA , She goes down ! - www.be-dumb.com

Nuclear Explosion ! ATTENTION EXTREME !!!


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Doesn't need much of a description. But there is more to it - www.be-dumb.com Horror, action, and anything that is rated R because of "epic battle sequences"
You Are 20% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself. How Weird Are You?
Your Power Level is: 79%
You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within.
Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals. How Powerful Are You?

Television:


You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?

Books:

HA! who reads... only when im forced to do so will i even look at the front cover, i'm kidding, I read once in a while, but i usually don't have enough time to make any progress in any of the books that I want to read, so I don't read too much.
You Are 80% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
You are 87% Scorpio
How Scorpio Are You?

Heroes:

i dont need a hero, i am one
You Will Die at Age 76
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well. What Age Will You Die?
You Are a Dare Devil
For you, life is one big dare.And you're all in for any adventure.Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself! How Daring Are You?

My Blog

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Wow, shittiest day ive had in a while, no real reason y either, it just fukin sukd...
Posted by Alien Hesson on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:37:00 PST

college

I got my acceptance letter from PSU main this friday
Posted by Alien Hesson on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

football

Game 1 Mcguffy 6 @ Yough 35 Game 2 Yough 38 @ Waynesburg Central 12 Game 3 Jeanette 21 @ Yough 35 Game 4 Yough 56 @ East Allegheney 14 Game 5 Yough 3 @ GCC 14 Gmae 6 Brownsville 6 @ Yough 65 Game 7 Wa...
Posted by Alien Hesson on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:31:00 PST

wow, wtf

i almost hit a cow on the way home tonite, this isnt a joke, i almost hit a fukin cow on herminie stretch, only in yough could something like this happen......
Posted by Alien Hesson on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:13:00 PST

2nd SAT

06/2006 SAT Reasoning Test       Critical Reading 650 88%   Math 720 96%   Writing 620     Multiple Choice 63 (score range: 20-80)     Essay 8 (sc...
Posted by Alien Hesson on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:38:00 PST

Why life-haters shouldnt play football

Since year-round football makes all of us normal people want to kill ourselves, just think how many suicides there would be if all the life-hating pricks in our school played......
Posted by Alien Hesson on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:40:00 PST

tracks finally over

ahhhhh... its finally over, after placing 6th in wpials at highjump, its finally fukin over. now i can get back to lifting, how i missed it, man i need to do something to celebrate this glorious occas...
Posted by Alien Hesson on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:59:00 PST

SAT

SAT... how pathetic, Every math question on there I had in or before 7th grade except for maybe 3 of them... waste of my time and money, I totally kicked its ass, but I should probably wait for my sc...
Posted by Alien Hesson on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:51:00 PST

Why I'm The Champ

Today, I got to dominate a bunch of BVA pricks at track, they didn't stand a fukin chance. highjump, I got 6', thats my own height for those of u not quite familiar with that, hurdles, I beat them al...
Posted by Alien Hesson on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:45:00 PST

PSSA tests

PSSA's are finally over, easiest test ive ever seen... rather pathetic actually, bored me to hell and back taking them. but ay least we get tomorrow off, i finally get to sleep in for once! ...
Posted by Alien Hesson on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST