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Leykis 101 Rules
Leykis 101 is a doctrine developed and promulgated by US radio personality Tom Leykis designed to teach male listeners how to achieve the most sex within the least amount of time, effort and money. Followers are called "Leykis 101 Students", and Leykis is "The Professor." Though only men are true Leykis "students," women are encouraged to listen to learn how men behave and think. Leykis' 101 class is currently held on The Tom Leykis Show on Thursdays.
$40.00 Spending Limits
Leykis 101 students are cautioned against spending more than $40 on a date. The reasoning behind this is Leykis' opinion that more money spent during a date will not necessarily lead to a better chance of sex, contrary to the belief of most 'uninformed' men. If the person a student is dating does not want sex by the third date, a Leykis 101 student is instructed to "dump that bitch". Leykis asserts, as a matter of convenience to his students, that if a woman doesn't have sex with them by their third date, it means she has no intention of ever doing so.
If you have to go on several dates before reaching your goal, this can make girls very expensive. How do you do this? There's several ways to cut costs. If you are going out to dinner, eat first. Then at dinner, just order a salad or bowl of soup. What girl is going to eat more than the guy, especially if it's the first dates? Does she want to look like a little piggy in front of him?
3 Dates Rule
This one can be the hardest to follow, but abide by it. Girls know within the first 5 minutes how far they will go with you, and will probably do so at the earliest possible time. If you've been crossed off the "I'll sleep with him" list, it's very very difficult, and time consuming to get back on it.
Your time is better spent chasing new prospects. If you're on the list, you can still screw it up by being a jackass. If nothing's happened in 3 dates, it's time to move on. The chances of you sleeping with her by now is very low. The only time you should see her again is if there is guaranteed sex. Continuing to pursue her will just cost you more money and waste more of your time.
No Means No
Regardless of the situation, when a woman says NO, stop whatever you are doing or about to do and get out. Even if you are in the middle hot steamy sex and she says No, you stop what you're doing and get out.
* No does not mean she is playing.
* No does not mean just this one time.
* No does not mean she consents to sex.
U.S. laws mostly favor woman and will very rarely will it protect a man's right. Men do not have the same luxury as innocent until proven guilty. Men are tried, labeled, and accused with little discretion.
If a woman cries out rape you will not past GO, you will not collect $200.00, but you will go directly to jail. It is not worth spending the next 10 years in jail and living the rest of your life as a sex offender.
Single Mothers Never Date Single Mothers.
Why? You already know their stance ..ion: they won't have one. Don't risk paying vaginamony or child support. Her kids will always be #1 in her life, and do you really want to take second-place to a woman? I didn't think so. Why support another man's mistake? How do you know she's not looking for a support figure? Or someone to support her financially? Think of all that, and realize that the odds are stacked against you. She's already had one mistake. She won't go for the Hail Mary (more on that below). The last guy didn't stick around. Why should you?
This isn't to say that some of them aren't very nice, have been screwed over by ex-husbands, or would be very great mates. But if you're just looking to get laid, they are a definite off-limits. More than likely, you're hooking up with a girl who wants another try at something she messed up the first time. With the hostility of today's legal system towards men, you just don't want to take the chance.
Leykis insists that some men have been ordered by the courts to pay child support to their former wives, even though they were not the biological father of her children. This, he asserts, financially ruins the men for many years making them unable to start a new life with another woman or enjoy the money they earn.
Tabasco Sauce
Dispose of the used condom by flushing it down the toilet. Since this is not always possible, men are encouraged to carry some hot sauce to pour inside the used condom. According to Tom Leykis, there are several cases where women have attempted to impregnate themselves with the contents of used condoms, in an effort to extract child support payments from the man. Leykis advises men who use the 'hot sauce method' to "get out as soon as they hear a scream", probably indicating that the woman has tried 'injecting' the contents of the condom into herself. Leykis says, "if you're the risky type, stick around and sue her for attempted extortion."
Habanero and Tabasco are two widely used. Put some inside the used condom and kill the sperm.
In an attempt to get pregnant, there have been several reported cases where women take the used condom, insert the sperm into themselves, and try to get pregnant. Without your consent of course.
TAG!! You're It. For the next 18 Years
Why? Child support and she's set with your money. Especially if you are rich. Do not just leave it lying around. If you use the hot sauce method, and you hear her scream, take your stuff and RUN. If you're the risky type, stick around and sue her for attempted extortion. Her area is very sensitive to chemicals and she will think twice before trying that again.
Dating Co-workers Dipping your friend in the company ink is a strict no-no.
In fact, you should not engage in any conversation with a woman at work unless it directly relates to work. Do not compliment them. Do not ask them out to dinner. Your conversation outside of work should be limited to Good (Morning / Afternoon / Evening). If you go beyond this, you're a lawsuit waiting to happen. If you do date a coworker and you break up, things can get tense around the office (especially if it was a nasty breakup). She can sabotage your career or, worse, file lawsuits claiming sexual harassment. At the minimum, you will have to see her every day, and maybe collaborate with her frequently. It's just not worth it. With all the background checks employers perform, if a sexual harassment lawsuit pops up you can say good buy to that job.
The courts are very hostile towards men in this regard as well, so just play it safe. If women want to be engaged in normal conversation, they can lobby the courts to be more lenient first. We're not going to risk our future to try to get a date with someone who, for all we know, is waiting for a guy to say "nice skirt" so she can claim sexual harassment and settle for a large sum of money.
Report all sexual harassments! If do not report it then it means that it is acceptable for a women to sexually harass men and get away with it.
Facts About Sexual Harassment The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission
Sexual harassment is a form of sex discrimination that violates Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature constitutes sexual harassment when submission to or rejection of this conduct explicitly or implicitly affects an individual's employment, unreasonably interferes with an individual's work performance or creates an intimidating, hostile or offensive work environment.
Sexual harassment can occur in a variety of circumstances, including but not limited to the following:
* The victim as well as the harasser may be a woman or a man. The victim does not have to be of the opposite sex.
* The harasser can be the victim's supervisor, an agent of the employer, a supervisor in another area, a co-worker, or a non-employee.
* The victim does not have to be the person harassed but could be anyone affected by the offensive conduct.
* Unlawful sexual harassment may occur without economic injury to or discharge of the victim.
* The harasser's conduct must be unwelcome.
It is helpful for the victim to directly inform the harasser that the conduct is unwelcome and must stop. The victim should use any employer complaint mechanism or grievance system available.
When investigating allegations of sexual harassment, EEOC looks at the whole record: the circumstances, such as the nature of the sexual advances, and the context in which the alleged incidents occurred. A determination on the allegations is made from the facts on a case-by-case basis.
Prevention is the best tool to eliminate sexual harassment in the workplace. Employers are encouraged to take steps necessary to prevent sexual harassment from occurring. They should clearly communicate to employees that sexual harassment will not be tolerated. They can do so by establishing an effective complaint or grievance process and taking immediate and appropriate action when an employee complains.
Approaching Women in Groups
Girls travel in packs when they're not looking to hook up. It lets the not-so-hot girls get as much attention as the real babes in the group. It's almost impossible to get one alone, much less take one home. Most likely, if you approach a girl in a pack, one will act as a "blocker," stalling you from your real girl. Chances are, when women are in a group, that someone is sober enough to tell her know, and insist that she go home with them. Just don't pay them any attention. Don't buy them drinks. Take a number, maybe, but don't pursue them.
Sex to Go
No spooning. No cuddling. No staying over. In and Out. This might be hard, might be easy, but if you do these things you're sending her a very clear message: you're not interested in a serious relationship. A serious relationship is the only time these kind of actions are appropriate.
Serious Relationships
The general rule is, don't have a serious long-term relationship until you're 25. If you're in a committed relationship, it says you're ready to settle down.
Get everything out of your system first: The three-ways, the one-night-stands, the fetish girls, the fantasies. Wait until you're in the 30's before you marry. You should have a well-established career by then, you'll be better prepared to afford a wife and kids. Hopefully within a steady well balanced home environment. Remember, once kids are involved there is no such thing as separation. She will always have some input into your life.
Even if you leave she can make you pay child support. Make sure you are ready to have kids and make sure both of you agree on it.
If you're under 25, you should not have a girlfriend. You should be having fun and sleeping with as many people as possible. Some men do mature at different rates. If you're ready for marriage or kids, go for it. Just remember that over 50% of marriages fail. You had better be damn sure of it, or you will be paying for it the rest of your life. Marriages where both parties are older than 25 have a much, much higher success rate.
Children raised in solid households are much less likely to be social delinquents.
Weekend Dates
Do you want to look like a loser who has nothing better to do on weekends than wait for her to call? You should not answer calls from potential booty calls Thursday-Sunday, unless it is guaranteed poon.
* You have to make the girl believe that she has competition.
* That your time is valuable.
* That you have better things to do on weekends than spend time with her.
* You are a person in demand, even though you may be at home watching T.V.
She'll may be thinking: Are you with another girl? Are you in the bars? Attending important meeting? Keep her guessing. It will intrigue her.
Humans generally want what they can't have. If you make her believe she can't have you, she'll be that much easier to bag when you "let her in." Even if you have nothing to do, let her leave a voice mail. You're busy (banging other chicks, for all she knows).
If you do call never leave a voicemail; she'll be wondering what you wanted and if you made other plans.
Remember, you're a person that is always in demand!
Cell Phone Dates
If a girl answers a cell-phone call in the middle of dinner, get up and leave.
Why? The person on the other end is the guy she's going to have sex with when she finally gets rid of you. If she says it's her kids, you're already violating the no "Single Mothers" rule. Her work? It's a date and it's late, if her work is more important then you, then it will always be more important. If she says its her friends, all her friends know she's out. That's just how women work. She can just turn the phone off and wait to gossip until the date is over.
You on the other hand, should carry a cell phone. Avoid answering it during dinner, by have your buddies make a call or two. Ignoring her for "work" makes you look important and in control. She will try to test you and get your attention on her. Sex might be used to get your attention.
If a female answers a cell-phone call in the middle of dinner, Leykis advises that the male should immediately get up and leave. He justifies this as follows:
* It is possible that the caller is another man who she is going to have sex with when she finishes her date.
* If the caller is one of her children, the man is already violating Leykis' 'no-single-mothers' rule.
* If the call is work related, and is deemed more important than the man now, it will always be more important.
* If the caller is a friend, Leykis claims, the woman is "most certainly lying because all her friends know she's out."
Leykis believes if a woman deems a 101 student unimportant enough that she feels comfortable answering her cell phone during the date, she is not sufficiently interested in having sex with the man. Leaving immediately, he advises, would save the man a good deal of money. In contrast, he believes the man should always carry a cell phone on dates. Leykis' logic follows that a man ignoring a woman for a work related call will actually make him look more "important and in control", thereby drastically reducing the "waiting period" women observe before having sex with men they're dating. Leykis claims that a woman will try to test a man, trying to focus his attention on her and, he believes, there's a good chance that sex might be part of the attention-getting hunt.
Women in Bars
A wingman can be helpful to break up a pair of girls or get them at your table, but going alone can be just fine. If you're desperate, just leave. Girls can smell despiration a mile away. That has a small stink of desperation, and if the girls in the bar see you get rejected once, you're pretty much shot for the night.
Sit at the bar or at a small private table. You have your money on the table (it's the closest item men have to attract "horny women"). Dress nice, in darker clothing (to appear dark, mysterious, etc.) Have a drink or two, and just watch the action. Scan the room. See who you want to have sex with. Sooner or later, girls are going to approach you. Wonder if you're waiting on someone. Or if you're just lonely.
By not approaching, you're not buying girls drinks that you have no chance with. Girls who approach you will likely sleep with you because you've already made the list of people they will sleep with. Now you just have to close the deal.
Homely Pickings
Normally only the fugally women remain late into the evening before the club or bar closes. The hot women have already found the men the will be doing while the fugally one's get left behind. If you don't care who you have sex with then this is the best time to find a desperate girl. Buy know you should be to drunk to care and horny enough to have sex with with Miss Rosy Palms.
Save yourself some money, goto a club before it closes, and pickup those women no one else would touch
Beverage Consumption
If using alcohol is your method of entry, then never buy a women beer or a light liquor. Not only will she not get the buzz your looking for but she will be taking a piss all night long. Leykis 101 students buy their women harder liquor such as Jagermeister, tequila shots, long islands, etc.
Never take advantage of someone that is unable to consent to sex. You don't want to spend the next 10 years in jail and labeled as a sex offender for the rest of your life. 60 Minutes of pleasure is not worth destroying the next 60 years.
Women and Alcohol
Are Women More Vulnerable to Alcohol's Effects? "Women appear to be more vulnerable than men to many adverse consequences of alcohol use. Women achieve higher concentrations of alcohol in the blood and become more impaired than men after drinking equivalent amounts of alcohol. Research also suggests that women are more susceptible than men to alcohol-related organ damage and to trauma resulting from traffic crashes and interpersonal violence. This Alcohol Alert examines gender differences in alcohol's effects and considers some factors that may place women at risk for alcohol-related problems."
Types of Dates
No Coffee, breakfast, or lunch dates.
Why? They're non-threatning. There's no booze. There's good lighting. All the advantages a bar or club are gone. Girls say, "well they're no-pressure situations," or "i don't feel like anything is expected of me afterwards." In translation: "I don't feel like I need to, or should, have sex with him afterwards."
This is bad! It might sound "mean," but you want them to feel pressure. You want their inhibitions a little lower. You want them to feel like something is expected of them. Your chances for getting laid increase dramatically. Nobody ever got laid after a coffee-shop date. There's no point in going. Just say no.
Jerks and Assholes
We are assholes and jerks.
That's right. If you follow these rules, you'll probably be called a jerk or an asshole. Wear it with pride. "Nice Guys" don't get laid.
Ever notice how all the hot girls keep complaining about guys they hooked up with who turned out to be an assholes? You could be that guy! The guy who has his way with her one night, then leaves the next day and is never heard from again. Or maybe hooks up with her for a few weeks, then she finds out he has another girl on the side.
A monogamous relationship is not what you're looking for.
Master Filibuster
Take her home and do not stop for food.
She's just been drinking all night, you both are horny, and you're quickly trying to go to her house to hopefully get laid. You want to minimize the distance from drinking to sex. If she asks you to stop at a fast-food restaurant, or diner, she's stalling (filibustering). She knows she's a little buzzed and is trying to buy some time to sober up. Sober up so she won't be as horney and try to avoid sleeping with you. If you don't want this to happen then then don't take her out to eat.
Avoiding it is relatively easy AND sets you up for a quick exit later. If she asks, say that you have to work early the next day, you'll drop her off, and and leave. If she can't get another ride home, she'll drop the idea. If she can, she'll probably be having sex with the booty call/ride after you leave anyway. If you get back to her place and get it on, you then have an excuse to get out fast.
Eating Before Dates
The idea goes back to our Spending Limits rule. Eat a hearty meal before you go out on a date with her. That way, when you take her out to dinner, just order a green salad, and save money. No woman wants to eat more than you or else she'll look like a pig.
Male Friends
Unless they are gay, male friends want to have sex with their female friends.
If the guy didn't find the girl attractive in the first place, he probably wouldn't have spent time with her in the second place. He just couldn't close the deal. Even worst he became her friend. If they both get drunk together and she offers sex, he will take her up on it. Be very wary of girls that spend too much time with their guy friends.
If she disagrees with the above, have her call and flirt with one of her guy friends and ask him if he would come over and pound her tonight. Most likely she will be ringing the doorbell before she hangs up.
No Sex At Your House
Never bring a woman back to your place.
Do you really want her to know where you live after you've dumped her and moved on to the next one? Do you want her dropping over uninvited on weekend and nights to "see if you're around?" No!
Have sex at her house or a hotel.
No Compliments
Never compliment a women.
It gives them a sense of power. You want to be in control. You don't want to let them think they can manipulate you. It raises her self-esteem and will probably lessen your chance of getting laid.
Remember, we are jerks and assholes that don't give a shit.
Easily Replaceable
Your goal is to make a girl feel like she doesn't matter and that she is easily replaceable. Make sure that she knows this. On nights she doesn't put out then leave and call the next person on your booty call list.
Even if you don't have a list, do not admit, and continue to leave. This will up her competitive spirit to have you stay around longer. In the spirit of competition, always check out girls that are hotter and younger than the girl you are with. If she calls you on it, admit it. She will feel threatened and it might give her more incentive to sleep with you or give you the best sex you've ever had. Remember, you're in charge not her...
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