Vin

This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5I'm Vin Diesel, enough said. But this is what everyone should know about me:1. If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives." 2. There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team. 3.When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 4. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 5. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. 6. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live. 7.Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. 8. Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. 9. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead. 10. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 11. Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill. 12. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit. 13. Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear. 14. Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. 15. You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. 16. Vin Diesel can divide by zero. 17. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. 18. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding. 19. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 20. Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another. 21. he eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face. 22. Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. 23. Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. 24. Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital. 25. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. 26. When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 27. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. 28. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. 29. Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. 30. Vin Diesel IS Keyser Soze.I'm about to eat that one first and then ravage the entire classroom and give the teacher the best sex of her life, so good she will die of ecstacy and internal bleeding.