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Natalie

Be all you can be. Unless you're gay. Although if you're gay and not too fancy about it, that might

About Me


Of course a man made it. It's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I like: girls, lesbian movies, dreadlocks, heartbreakingly beautiful music, pinstripe pants, spooning, clove cigarettes, good beer, third-wave feminism, fat cats (specifically mine), dogs in sweaters, grammar, arguing, tape, abstract expressionism, Dada, polaroid film, poetry, books, cameras, stargazing, pad thai, indian food, rose incense, nag champa, girls in suits, my mom's tortilla soup

Things I don't like/hate with a fiery passion: Dungeons and Dragons, World of Warcraft, bigots, homophobes, bullshitters, Mel Gibson, idiots, hatemongers, republicans (except Lorraine), church, country music (with some rare exceptions, i.e. Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline), skinny girls who say they're fat, methamphetamine, humidity, uncomfortable shoes, aggressive men, dads

p.s. Directly below, very hot.

My Interests

"And the map lead to an island in a sea of store-bought dreams where soulless singers sang over beats built by machines, and lovely girls were hovering above my head like gulls with their long slender necks and their delicate skulls."

I'd like to meet:



And Margaret Cho. And girls who want to make out with me.

Music:

Ani DiFranco, Elliott Smith, Iron and Wine, Joni Mitchell, Madeleine Peyroux, Rufus Wainwright, Antony and the Johnsons, CocoRosie, Me'Shell NdegeOcello, The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Nick Drake, Missy Elliott, The Beatles, Eels, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Tracy Chapman, Paul Simon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tech N9ne, The Shins, Sufjan Stevens, Sarah McLachlan, Amos Lee, Lizz Wright, Norah Jones, Cyndi Lauper, Cat Power, Nellie McKay, Joni Mitchell, Modest Mouse, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Erin McKeown, Remy Zero, The Dresden Dolls, Damien Rice, Broken Social Scene, Ian Moore, Bob Marley, Neutral Milk Hotel, Joan Armatrading, Louis Armstrong, Josh Ritter, Cary Brothers, Janis Joplin, Elbow, Spoon, Ray LaMontagne, the one am radio, The Roots, Annie Lennox, Kanye West, Sage Francis, The Mountain Goats, Edie Brickell, Thievery Corporation, U2, Queen, Nick Cave, Bob Dylan, James Taylor, Sinead O'Connor, Sam Cooke, OutKast, Sublime

Movies:

Everything is Illuminated, Stranger Than Fiction, Crash, Kissing Jessica Stein, The Sweetest Thing, Todo Sobre Mi Madre, Run Lola Run, La Vida Secreta De Las Palabras, Shopgirl, The Life Aquatic, Garden State, Romance and Cigarettes, To Wong Foo, The Birdcage, Friends with Money, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Saved!

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Nip/Tuck, Medium, Ghost Whisperer, The L Word, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Weeds, Huff, The Office (US), Chappelle's Show, Reno 911!, Six Feet Under, Project Runway, Mythbusters

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide, Love in the Time of Cholera, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Alice in Wonderland, A Natural History of the Senses, The Miracle Life of Edgar Mint, Song of Solomon, Jenny and the Jaws of Life, The Plague, everything Augusten Burroughs has ever written, anything with language that is beautiful and stark but rich at the same time, things that are simultaneously funny and heartbreaking, naturalism, hyper-realism, magical realism (especially of the Latin-American variety: Isabel Allende and Gabriel Garcia-Marquez, etc). Nothing remote like fantasy or Sci-Fi (I do like Hitchhiker's Guide, though). For Poetry I love Gwendolyn Brooks, Audre Lorde, William Carlos Williams, T.S. Eliot (guilty pleasure). I absolutely hate James Joyce, Flaubert, too. They can fucking suck it.

Heroes:

Krystal. She is the most beautiful person I have ever met in my entire life.

My Blog

something hilarious and adorable

My mom likes Tech N9ne.  Seriously.  She doesn't like Sage Francis very much.  But she seriously likes Tech N9ne because she says his lyrics are smart.Is that not so fucking adorable?...
Posted by Natalie on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:26:00 PST

interview jitters

Breathe.  Just breathe.  I'm shaking a little.Deep breaths.  You're going to do well.  You'll knock 'em dead, baby, because you got what it takes.Peace out, homies....
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

things we do not know

I walked past the house this morning while I was walking the dog.  The house where two people and three dogs died less than a week ago.  It is haunting.  I am crying now.  We live ...
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

crashing much earlier than expected

Yeah, going back to sleep.  Beautiful beautiful sleep.EDIT:  It's 2 hours later and now I'm going to sleep.
Posted by Natalie on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

zero celsius

It is fucking cold as shit outside.  I had to walk the fucking dog, and she was all jazzed about squirrels and eating trash and shit.  I was just trying to keep my fingers from freezing off....
Posted by Natalie on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

she sits there like america suffering through slow reform

I totally started a LameSpace group, because I'm a big homo and everything.  The group is called Homophobia is a Social Disease.  Because it is.  I invited a bunch of people to join, bu...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:53:00 PST

balls

I had this long, awesome blog all written and I am apparently too stoned to remember how to post a blog successfully.  Ugh.
Posted by Natalie on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:53:00 PST

one day i shall have a portrait studio

Specializing in boudoir photography.  I want to make people feel good about themselves and comfortable with their bodies.  It will probably be just for women.  I don't know if I could s...
Posted by Natalie on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

warm thoughts

Everyone send warm vibes to the powerlines because if the electricity goes out I am going to fucking lose it.And no one wants that.
Posted by Natalie on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

concerning nude: iii

So... Nude: III is a juried show.  The juror (yes, only one) is a professor at OSU, and we won't know who it is until after the show.  And I'm not going to know whether or not my piece gets ...
Posted by Natalie on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:10:00 PST