"Yes You Are A Hater"
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Loving You is Worth The PainThe phone rings My breath catches My hearts pounds And as pathetic as it may be I pray It’ll be you Even though I don’t miss the lies Don’t miss the pain I pray it's you Because I do miss your love Your voice Your touch I wouldn't trade a moment of it No matter how much it hurt And God knows how much it hurt I pick up the phone There is silence Nothing but silence But I know its you A sob escapes You sigh and say “ceye sni yo†(don’t cry) I cry harder at the sound of your voice I can’t take this I need you I tell you Pride abolished Gone, fast Along with the memories of the bad times I hang up Seconds Minutes Hours later You knock I swallow Scared Scared in a way I have never been before I open the door And there you stand My love My heart I can’t move Only tears fall As I take in the sight of you I don’t remember moving But I’m in your arms Trembling With the force of my tears The force of my love The force of my desire Kissing you I feel my back touch my bed It all comes back Natural As if no time stood between us As if no anger stood between us As if no pain stood between us My skin against your skin Our bodies join Holding you close Trying to get closer There is nothing else now Nothing except this Nothing except us
IntroductionHave you ever been Horny and hungry?Fun With FoodAs I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!
If I were to stand naked in front of you, You'd probably cover your eyes, Yet, I am the incarnation of a Goddess, Despite sagging breasts and thunder thighs. I don't represent fertility, Love, passion, evil or hate, Just an independent, single female, Over forty and trying to lose weight. Not feminine enough for my husband, After helping build HIS home on HIS land, MY floor plan had no room for HIS modifications, So things didn't go exactly as HE'D planned. HE showed ME the door after a couple of years, And told me to start again on my own, So apart from my dogs and some close friends, I'm basically now all alone. My outlook is generally pragmatic, And I'll admit to some cynicism too. But when optimism overwhelms reality, Disappointment is just out of view. I'm scared of new relationships, Though I yearn for a hot romance, I'll even scrub up quite presentably, If given half a chance. Whatever you think are my preferences, That is your opinion, not necessarily mine, Just try not to be too judgmental, And I'm sure that we'll get along fine. I don't pay your bills and you don't pay mine, What goes around, comes around, Look for similarities, not differences, And many good times may be found. I don't want adulation, Or worshippers at my feet, Just a polite "Hello", a nod or a wave, If we're passing in the street. Respect is not too much to ask for, Even if you think that I'm no good, Remember, I have no expectations, I'M THE GODDESS OF THE MISUNDERSTOOD
Cupid's aim was off tonight It seems he missed my heart That pointy stick had soared in plight The archer hit the wrong body part.Soon all my rules were set aside For a moment of passion in haste And casual sex I could now abide But he was broken below the waist!Was cupid on crack when he aimed his dart? Did he think that I wouldn't mind? He had served me with quite an intriguing start But his impotency soon I did find!I tried in vain to boost his his pride? You see, I was hot and surely bothered 'Twas downhill when his pants began to slide Could it be me? I certainly pondered!When all else failed I offered him a ride And he left due to lack of endurance So next year dear Cupid, I pray thee to find Me a match of much better performance!