potential victims of my often cruel and unkind malicously intended practical jokes and or satire. People who seriously enjoy being on the receiving end of physical comedy. people who enjoy being beaten up and robbed.hell I guess you could say just masochists in general...or perhaps a potential partner in crime. prefarably a female, whose beer gut is smaller than mine, as I have incredibly high standards!! actually most prefarably a bisexual nymphomaniac supermodel with a cocaine hookup whose father owns a ferarri dealership... while i guess that last one is possible it's probably not plausible....