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MALDITO

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

not a very mature or responsible person.I'm probably not a good "wingman" to bring on a first date...or any date for that matter... actually not really a good person to bring anywhere... shit i guess you could say just not a good person in general...I seriously believe that there is a direct corelation beetween my top 3 childhood career choices of 1. viking 2. pirate. 3. ninja and my actual adult career choice of electrician, and if you fail to see this corelation that is you who clearly has the problem not I...anything else just ask.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

potential victims of my often cruel and unkind malicously intended practical jokes and or satire. People who seriously enjoy being on the receiving end of physical comedy. people who enjoy being beaten up and robbed.hell I guess you could say just masochists in general...or perhaps a potential partner in crime. prefarably a female, whose beer gut is smaller than mine, as I have incredibly high standards!! actually most prefarably a bisexual nymphomaniac supermodel with a cocaine hookup whose father owns a ferarri dealership... while i guess that last one is possible it's probably not plausible....

My Blog

i see stupid things

much better now. my assumption was correct, i am in deed farsighted, though i yet lack the ability to forsee a bright future a head. at least the perscription lenses i'll be picking up tomorow can cur...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:45:00 GMT

ALTRUISM...................

SUX.  People  may wonder why I am such a hatefull bastard, or not but I'll tell you any way because I am bored. I am blessed with a morbid sense of humor that few understand and I don't care...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 00:36:00 GMT

what the fuck

is up with all this gay ass family stickers that i see on the back of all these doucebags cars? Where the fuck can you get these? you know the ones with caricitures of stepford version's of mom, dad ,...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:24:00 GMT

I BLOG YOU

YEAH I AM SO COOL AND NORMAL LIKE ALL YOU DOUCEBAGS AND NOW I KNOW HOW TO BLOG ALSO SO ALL YOU HOMO'S CAN WRITE YOUR WORTHLESS THOUGHTS BENEATH MY INSANE RAMBLINGS AND TALK ABOUT WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOL...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 19:07:00 GMT