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JEW-BAG

We've Kidnapped Your Girlfreind And Gave Her A Tattoo

About Me

In my opinion i am cooler than jesus, that is my opinion, and i have the right to my opinion. In my opinion i am an ass-hole, but that too, is also my sweet opinion. In my opinion, im also a mac. you are a pc. you suk. I hate it. i play guitar. i cant sing, i leave that to the good looking people. im not that pretty. my eyes are sexxy though. If im ever in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, im gonna throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, ill throw a real grenade at them. Make ♥Love♥ Not † War † .

My Interests

♥ Jacob Alan Hall's ♥ interests are interesting.i love KoRn,My guitar, being sexxi, music like wicked crazzzi, im even conteplating the thought of mabey possibly a band, it would be death meatalcore/ punk/ EMO/ hXc/ indie/ black metal/ funkadelic menstral cycles in the dark/ nu-metal/ country/ pop folk extravaganza/ ghangsta rap/ hardcore oldies to the extreme/ ratt~n~roll/ starfish anatomy death stop/ origionalistic future quintilion counters on dope(subtract the whole dope thing)/ dedicated to murphy the moderately sober elf/ ME. i think it will sound the same way it tastes. And it will probally probally tasteall vynaly-plasticy becuase it will be a cd. I would give it a random/hilariouse/hXc name. it should be grate, if i ever get around to it

I'd like to meet:

fuckin no one. ever.

Music:

i like KoRn,slipknot,slayer,seether,coal chamber, clutch, De Novo Dahl, AC/DC, KISS,Far From Fallen, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, METALLICA, CKY, Soulfly, Jimi Hendrix, Insane Clown Posse, KoRn,Arson Wells,Get Your Guns, Cradle of Filth, Anthrax, The White Stripes, Marilyn Manson, The Clash, The Beatles, Fallout Boy, The Offspring, Simple Plan, Sex Pistles, Wu Tang Clan, Snoop Doggity-dog, Godsmack, Prozzak, Zakk Wylde, Bloodhound Gang, KoRn, John Lennon, the killers, KoRn, the Strokes, Black Label Society, Simple plan, soulfly,prodigy, My Chemical Romance, Jimi Hendrix, Lustra, GWAR, TURBONEGRO,The BEATLES, 10 Years, KoRn, Alien Ant Farm, Bullet For My Valentine, Children Of Bodom, Fall Out Boy, PANIC! at the Disco, Rolling Stones, The Who, Tub Ring, Weezer, Yellowcard, Monster Magnet, Misfits, Bleeding Through, Lamb of God, Motion City Sountrack, Billy Idol, Hatebreed, Glassjaw, KoRn,System of A Down, The All-American Rejects, H.I.M., Rancid, KoRn, Rob Zombie, did i say KoRn,Disturbed, and manymanymanymany more

Movies:

Jackass the movie, Jackass the movie 2, team america world police, steve-o volumes 1,2,&3 CKY volumes 1,2,3,& 4,one night in paris, nightmare before christmas, nightmare on elm street, Almost round three, jackass the box set, Grind, 1408, lords of dogtown(a.k.a one of da bestes movies ever), the ringer(good movies, kinda wanna forget the veiwing of it), KoRn- live at CBGB's, the grudge,SAW, SAW 2, saw 3,texas chainsaw massacre,and elementology.

Television:

Jackass, Viva la Bam, Wildboyz, Team Sanchez, Andy Milonakis, info-mertials, and nething on the playboy channel.

Books:

learning to poo-poo and pee-pee, and that one ninja book. i myself am also thinking about a life as a author. my book will probally be something about a clown who made people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. i shall be know as ♥Alcoholic Novolist...

Heroes:

Caleb Browning, Maddy,Dimebag Darell, SUPERMAN,Johnny Knoxville, Brian Welch (only a few peole will b smart enough to know him), Zakk Wylde, Stacy Peralta,Tim Burton,Tommy, Darth Vader, Rodney Mullen, Ozzy, and Jeffery.