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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: Halloween
Birthplace: Easton, PA
Current Location: Phillipsburg, NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, though I do a couple things lefty.
Your Heritage: From all over Europe
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dress shoes
Your Weakness: Plutonium
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Nicolosi's!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be a healthy parent with my lovely wife.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I look in the mirror and think "Hey sexy!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My dimples
Your Bedtime: Around 11 or 12 on weeknights.
Your Most Missed Memory: Having all of my friends nearby before we all drifted across the country.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Coke has that nasty aftertaste.
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK.
Single or Group Dates: Depends. I like group outings, but I like my dates to be solo.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea is vile.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Generally chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: On occasion. Mostly to be funny. Never when I'm mad.
Do you Sing: Yes. Pretty regularly.
Do you Shower Daily: Of course I do! What kind of survey is this?
Have you Been in Love: Still am!
Do you want to go to College: I'd like to go back, but my lovely wife is next in line to get her graduate degree.
Do you want to get Married: I already am, but I'd do it again.
Do you belive in yourself: ... That's a poorly worded question and "believe" is mispelled on the survey.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Everyone thinks they're attractive.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along very well with my mom.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I have to be in the mood to enjoy. Mostly they're just an inconvenience.
Do you play an Instrument: I was in the bell choir!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on : been on?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup.

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't even eaten one oreo, let alone a box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I recently tried it for the first time!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yup.
Ever been called a Tease: Only in jest.
Ever been Beaten up: Not for a long time.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: I don't, but I suppose it's inevitable.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Glib and snarky.
What country would you most like to Visit: It doesn't matter. Someplace with a lot of history.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green.
Favourite Hair Color: No preference.
Short or Long Hair: No preference.
Height: No preference.
Weight: No preference.
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable.
Number of I have taken: ...now say something completely incoherant!
Number of CDs I own: About 50.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few
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My Blog

Dodecahedron

So, it looks like Obama has hit the ground running. In the first 48 hours he has released three executive orders: closing Gitmo in Cuba by the end of this year, using the Army Field Manual as guidelin...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:26:00 GMT

Flowers are REd

Lily's been...active, these past couple days. She wandered into our bedroom and started pulling the covers off of me. "It's light outside. Time to wake up,daddy." In the bathtub, she found her ni...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:49:00 GMT

The Philadelphia Experiment

Jen and I went down to Philly for the wedding of our friends Karen and Andrew. Along the way we stopped to visit some other friends. First we stopped down where Jen used to work. We were expecti...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:53:00 GMT

Pretty Maids all in a row

Resuci Annie is out of the office today, which is good news, because working with her is like having a Caesarian section every day. Jen bought our sister-in-law a gym membership for Christmas and she...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:52:00 GMT

Self-defenestration

Golly, my little corner of the world finds itself in the news again. What is wrong with this place? EASTON, Pa.  A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitl...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:57:00 GMT

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

So, I've gone off my diet a bit in recent days, and I've been partaking of some of the delicious cookies my mom sent up. I tried to sneak one out of the tin, but Lily caught me, and I couldn't eat one...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:22:00 GMT

The World has moved on since then

Lily threw up over the weekend. I felt so bad for her, because she did it overnight and we didn't find it until the morning. We usually keep the doors between our rooms open, but we happened to have t...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:45:00 GMT

Pirates, Robots and Cowboys

Lily says funny thingsShe was singing her ABC song. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V dubble U X Y and Z. Now I know my ABCs. Next time won't you sing with robot.Then I was giving her a bath...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:13:00 GMT

Goal!

I haven't written a lot lately because things have been so toxic at work. I went in on Monday, half-expecting to be informed that I'd be gone before the end of the year. But Monday was tolerable and o...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:49:00 GMT

Heavenly Shades of Night are Falling

I was driving to work last week and listening to National Public Radio, as I often do.  National Public Radio, where integrity washes over you like lava, with the pleasing familiarity of a medium...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:54:00 GMT