a dozen elephant's asses |
last week i spent over an our looking up bulk post-consumer recycled toilet paper online.
Posted by raighne on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:47:00 PST |
an ode to the bearded brotherhood, where fart thou |
last year i spoke to my step mother. i dont think i had seen or said anything to her in quite some time. maybe 6 years, and vice versa. the first thing she mentioned to me was that i needed a breat...
Posted by raighne on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST |
old maid |
sometimes when i get lonely i send messages to myself. i also get excited when the mail comes. maybe it will be from a real person. my teeth feel furrier then my ass right now, and in response to a...
Posted by raighne on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:06:00 PST |
large mammaried madam self touching fit |
"im only doing it to stay fit" said amanda. "i assure you i get no pleasure out of this". there are millions of girls just like amanda on the internet that you can meat. love is out there for you a...
Posted by raighne on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST |
the adventures of the moreon and the moreoff |
once upon a time a moreon met moreoff and they were on and off often times. often in a land of there own making they christened the name discommuniation nation, they'd fight and fart and moreon thoug...
Posted by raighne on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:17:00 PST |
swm |
Posted by raighne on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:52:00 PST |
i beer to much= 1 |
my genetalia is enflamed and on fire. as to what came first, well that i cant writely (rightly?) tell yah as thats like what came first the chokin of the chicken or sperm of the egg. well my google ...
Posted by raighne on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:00:00 PST |
ladies room |
i just walked past it and the smell of beef tacos and sour creme wafted over me.
Posted by raighne on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:29:00 PST |
the wind pulls hard |
the other day as i be walking along i felt a draft. there was a gentle tug on my facial pubes. the wind pulls hard. soon i will have enough beardidge for massive comb-over, theoridcicisdijfoimfally...
Posted by raighne on Sun, 07 May 2006 12:19:00 PST |
when.... |
woah i just wanted to see what it feels like. granted i know its been a while.... since what since i had sex with a hamburger bun? um, well, yeah... anywho regardless of the whatever state and city ...
Posted by raighne on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:57:00 PST |
