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Amber Garyenova

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i pee in the shower.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

in Dark Alleyways after 9pm...people with cool scars. sometimes many people enjoy to announce how "cute" they think i am, this displeases me, i am too old to be "cute" so that you know if you call me "cutie" i will smash your face. ceux qui parlent avec la conviction et le commentaire valable. no one who will analyze me; i already have doctors for that. people who don't mind my napoleon complex. if you want to add me and not talk then eat crap, i will delete your ass eventually douchebag. no bitches with baggage looking to dump on me just because i look like i would accept it, ( i do not want to hear about your broken nails, girl friend troubles, or parents!). Be nice or piss off, if you are just whoring then beat it, if you want my picture because it reminds you of some girl you once knew...pay for it, i will send you some or become a member of suicidegirls.com. bunny lovers, rodent lovers, and animal lovers. Chick boxers. Mods. People that rollerskate while drinking vodka. Steve McQueen circa 1966. Cillian Murphy.

Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali
You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

My Blog

Ireland here I come.

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Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:25:00 GMT

To Amanda and Jon

In all my life (the big 25 years of it) I have had the pleasure of seeing many things to make me smile. I have had the pleasure of watching a perfect match of two wonderful people grow up together and...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:03:00 GMT

talking over...

if i could just communicate by nodding my head and certain eye rotations, i believe i could bring world peace.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:39:00 GMT

oh ho it's magic!

armadillos are racing through my head.  
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:22:00 GMT

Westmount

so he's trying to get his work done and all we think about is... T and A. westmount. or no seriously; westmount or nose picking and hooters forces the onset of epistaxis. and argueing with bunn...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:09:00 GMT

paint chips...Philippe...

as if you would not start peeling away at the paint if it was sticking out oddly. and you just coincidently happened to be sitting on the floor at eye level with this monstrocity, looking at it wantin...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 14:10:00 GMT

i have an overbite.

ok, i really enjoy drinking tea and yes it makes me need to pee...a lot: but; at least, if i may, expound that when the tea has been drunk and i run to the loo...i consider the philosophy of leisure. ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:25:00 GMT

occipital condyle

an articular surface on the occipital bone by which the skull articulates with the atlas worst definition ever, redundancy lacks for better judgement.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:04:00 GMT

and the question is...

is it futile to show emotion? frankly, yes. we walk alone on the roads looking for what lies in the gutter afraid of our own reflection peering back it is just me and you now and whatever the city ho...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:32:00 GMT

This is Montreal...unphotoshopped.

sunday poker night; i learn my francais from these people.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:11:00 GMT