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About Me

I were born and raised somewhere in woods just past little johnny's well on yer way to donny from elmsall, tha knows, near little chef. Any road it were rate rough n that n sometimes i'd av to fend off randy badgers wi a bit o metal off one o them tartan shopping trollys what grannys have that i fon in river. I managed to escape from woods in abart '78 ony to find mi sen thrust straight into musical stardom cos, as i were walking along motorway thumbing a lift i came across....or balls! I've run art o spac

My Interests

painting my face to look like a frog, icing buns, shooting hoops, laying carpet, providing comfy chairs for the over 50s population of lithuania and cars

I'd like to meet:

The t*at who nicked me umbro coat off washing line in 1994 -i'd kick his nuts in

Music:

Tiny F**king Dancers

Movies:

I like that one weer that bloke tried to do that thing even though everybody said that he couldn't do it he did have a go at doing the thing and it turned art allrate in end.

Television:

Match of the Day, Soccer A.M, Football Focus, John Barnes' Football Night, Goals on Sunday, Match of the Day 2, Gilette Soccer Saturday, Football League Review, Ford Super Sunday, Soccer Special, Saint n' Greavsie, Gazetta Football Italia, Jimmy Hill's Sunday suplement, the championship, football today, Soccer night with andy townsend and peter beagrie, carling cup highlights and Match Of The Day Live.

Books:

Mucky

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Captain America, Spiderman, Wonder Woman etc....

My Blog

BOSTON IS IN FOR THE CHOP!

The week started just as any other, the chaffinches were busily preparing for the bi-yearly redcurrant festival, uncle barrington's tractor wearily making it's weary way, furrowing the top field, in o...
Posted by MOZZZZER on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:45:00 PST

LOU CREAMED IN HIS JEANS

For the many thousands of you who were there, we salute you, for the many millions of you who weren't 'darn you missed a graet night dudes,' yes, you might come up with some t...
Posted by MOZZZZER on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:31:00 PST