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About Me

TOO HARD FOR MTV - NOT BLACK ENOUGH FOR BET - JUST LET ME BE. I'm a gummy bear with a jaw breaker exterior. Take every pair of contradictory traits, ideas, notions, thoughts etc.; cram each into little shot glasses; and then blaze each one to the dome - that musta been how my parents made me. I'm crazy mechanically inclined, and i can fix or build anything. I'm a Republican-Marxist. I'm very sweet, sensitive, supportive and encouraging. I'll also red-pill you and snatch your Tom-ass out the Matrix, so call me cubaNEOgro. I can be the voice of reason and remain cool in all situations, but I give Trouble outs to a point until I'm about to run dat a$$. I'm a Sporty-GQ-Playerlystic- Gentleman-Sexy-Thug-Genius-Smart@ss. My liver has more miles on it than Greyhound. I'm the reason they had to improve the 4-step program. 'What 4-step program?' you ask? EXACTLY! I'm a chef who burns like whoa on the kennmore wheels-a-steel, but i hate to eat alone and usually end up eating cereal or grilled cheese. My therapist once told me that my flaw is that i have the brain of a Rocket-Quantum- Astro-Physicist-Physician-Con-man and the personality of a Studio54-Rockstar-Model-Actor-PartyAnimal-Stripper-Thug- Killer. I possess some level of fame (however small) for everything I do. I'm the 2003 Olympic Gold Medalist in the Back Shot. I'm like one of those blurry pictures you have to tilt, squint and hold your breath in order to see whats really going on there. Then you always wonder if you're seeing what you really THINK you're seeing. I'm 6'4" 225 lbs (7%BF) Irish, Siox,Iroquois, Afro-Cuban and French. I speak Spanish, passable French, bad Portuguese, worse Italian, understand Greek, can read Latin and some Swahili. My English is debatable. I've never hurt anyone, and I've only had my heart broken once - and barely worth mentioning. I have extra confidence, and can be borderline cocky. I can be got at, so holla at ya boy:Bienvenido a La Ciudad de Habana

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My female homologue and the girl with whom I'll know I've met my match. She's definitely going to be way too much. A-Game bringing wingmen who know better then to bring they girl around me, and does anyway. Professional grenade jumpers and servers of the community. So many georgous ladies... guarded by hidden mines and atom bombs!! Designer kevlar is a must. As snoop said, "We gon' start our own society: Fat-Guerilla-Monkey-Mouth-Lookin Bitches can't get in our motha fcukin dressing room, where we kindly put a foot up yall asses and re-direct yall to security's dressing room. I want a woman that's down for me. I want her there to take care of my body. "I want a woman that'll wash my hair. Someone who's always there. I want a woman that'll show me things. Someone to fulfill my dreams. Settle down wit be my queen. She's the only one for me. (Puff: Sing the song)......"

My Blog

I don't lie, but i will make some $hit up.

MAYUN!! i guess i definitely havent been on this one in a good minute:12. Whats up nickles! whats up batches! ive definitely gotten complaints that im neglecting the blog game, but i have like 2.5 com...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 08:09:00 GMT

Insomniac

There are some nights when sleep plays coy, aloof and disdainful. And all the wiles that I employ to win its service to my side are useless as wounded pride, and much more painful. -Maya Angel...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jan 2005 01:54:00 GMT

Interracial Heat

So yeah, I'm sure its known that i date honies from all around the world. hell, i dont even know what im sposed to call myself. anyway, i was noticing that you will here some of the funniest shit bein...
Posted by on Thu, 13 May 2004 06:44:00 GMT

Gospel McDonalds?

ok, so i heard of hard rock mc donalds. party there often, since a .6 is the shit after the club. not like chicago has a papaya's (i miss home). why i found out the mc donalds on 47th street is called...
Posted by on Sat, 08 May 2004 08:50:00 GMT

Guess what bitches!?!?!?

My cousin is now an effing knick!! im so happy. thats my squad, and i was so sick of the celtics. i mean, i love my nikka paul and everything, but dayum. boston sucks. its too much like chicago. its a...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Mar 2004 16:34:00 GMT

Prayers Please!

yo, its really going down this week. id appreciate it if everyone who is able could pray for me about this week. in a matter of days, my life could be changed drastically. id love to go into it, but i...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2004 00:17:00 GMT

mistaken kindness for interest

ok, this is the NEW story of my life: people always think cause i do nice things for them, it must mean i like them or there is something "special" driving me. the prevalence of Playing Yourselfluenza...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2004 01:27:00 GMT

Jennuffsaid!

I was thinking about a special friend of mine the other night, in-between non-Hodgkins lymphoma and acute lymphoblastic anemia, and this is what i wrote: Your inner beauty blinds my 3rd eye tears c...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2004 19:37:00 GMT

Soulmate??? hosted by don cornelius!

so get this, my homegirl is online last night and we chattin right. she says she met this girl who is the ONE for me. i mean, like she loves this girl and thinks shes the shit. i trust her absolutely ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2004 14:22:00 GMT