Music:
Parkway drive, killswitch engage, avenged sevenfold, bullet for my valentine, linkin park, sensis fail, ACDC, system of a down, slipknot, paparoach, metalica, poison the well, 3 inches of blood, black sabath, alexis on fire, afi, strung out, bleeding through, rise against, the darkness, the killers, filter, angelas dish, bloc party, slightly stupid, the bravery, the presets, the teddybears, The game, notorious B.I.G, xzibit, twista, 50 cent, akon, eminem, snoopdogg, obie trice, warren G, nate dogg, genuwine, tiger army, antiskeptic melincolin, mest, grinspoon, story of the year, the used, coheed and cambriha, sensis fail, the veld, FROU FROU, pheonix, lost patrol, busta rhymes, job for a cowboy, behind crimson eyes, wolfmother, scribe, snow patrol, good squad, ministry of sound, sneaky sound system, hard nrg, bonkers, dj pied piper, eskimo joe, hilltop hoods, three days grace, 30 seconds to mars, celldweller, city in panic, chromeo, DMX, basement jaxx, lost prophets, toto, daft punk, mylo, the go team, pharoahe monch, r kelly, bonethugs n harmony, papoose, mike jones, monoxide, scuba, sir nobular, black eyed peas, refused, evermore, enya, t-pain, hunters and collectors, the bloodhound gang, HIM, Gabrielle, run DMC, justin timberlake, incubus, big wig, ice cube, wycleff jean, sarah brightman, cindy lauper, natasha beddingfeild, coldplay, U2, oxide and neutrino, fugees, gwen stefani, counting crows, fallout boy, the cure, fedde le grande, rick james, mars volta, the goons of doom, liz phair, pharelle, NERD............
Heroes:
virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
