Daily Sports Show is Jake Bern and Mike Barber, two guys who are good at talking about sports and mediocre at playing them.
Jake hails from the Bay Area where the last time a sports championship was celebrated, Barry Bond's head still fit in a regulation hat. Mike hails from Boston, where the last time a championship was celebrated was yesterday.
There is huge upside potential on these two but poor wingspan and big play capability. Mel Kiper Jr. has never heard of Jake or Mike, but does have beautiful hair that he shallacks twice a day.
Jake and Mike have no experience or education in the world of Sports Journalism, but Jake once saw Dikembe Mutombo at a Denny's and reported he was tall. Mike once read a newspaper but found it hurt his eyes and was "too darn expensive".
All sports are covered and discussed on the Daily Sports Show, except those that involve animals, driving in circles or have the letter X in front of them.
If you have any ideas or comments- Please put them in a brown paper bag, along with your poop, light it all on fire and leave it on our doorstep.
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