Imaginary Friends

Psst… hey you. Yeah, you. Do you like rap? That's badical, we do too. I'm sorry, am I losing you or are you just lost? How did you find us? Who are you? Where are we? These are all questions that could easily be answered by simply listening to our music, but since you seem genuinely interested in us… I mean hell, you've actually read almost a full paragraph of this bullshit. You're either a weirdo or bonafide fan. We've found they tend to be one in the same, so no worries.
If you are looking for rhymes about cars and clothes, perhaps a few references to committing felonies while denigrating women, you've come to the wrong place. We have a vocabulary. We make fun of ourselves. We don't think we are better than you. Well, maybe that guy over there, but not you. Your cool. Hailing from a city not commonly known for rap music we are out to single handedly change that, or at least get a free meal and place to crash for the night while trying to do it.
Imaginary Friends consists of Cainam and Poindexter as well as a revolving door of producers, DJ's and local/ regional hustlers hell bent on world domination. We will not stop until an army of brainwashed Imaginary Friends fans are having epileptic seizures to our video games and a nation of disaffected youth rise up like children of the corn against the... wait. What where we talking about again? Oh yeah.. us. Why are you still reading this?
I know, I know... you were expecting us to have a well formatted press kit with paragraph after paragraph of all our accomplishments, building up how talented and well known we are. Sure, we have played alongside the likes of 2Mex, GZA, Mikah 9, Project Blowed, Cunninglinguists, Busdriver and we've even toured a bit, but we are just getting started. We'll save all the bragging for later.
Really it's pretty simple. If you dig our music, buy it. If you really dig our music, book us. Book us even if you don't dig our music. Come to our events... add us to your top friends. Drop links in forums, post bulletins... get a tattoo of Imaginary Friends on your fucking forehead. You can even just give us money if you want to. Whatever you decide to do, do it right.