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About Me

I'm going to be famous. Yes, that's right. I am a star-in-training. My talent hasn't blossomed just yet, but when it does, oh you better be ready! Like I said, I'm in training, so I have all this crazy stuff I do because, stars do crazy shit. I play my harmonica upside down; I prefer to just pick a page to write on in my journal rather than keep them in chronological order; I write poetry on the backside; I am one of the few who does not put her pants on one leg at a time; I don't think mayo should EVER touch mustard; and, brace yourselves, I even sign autographs. Sometimes I wonder why people look at me strangely when I yank their autograph pads from their hands, smiling sweetly while I pen heart-felt messages that no other celebrity would take the time to do. Once, I thought I heard someone say, "Who the hell are you?" but I laughed it off, knowing he really said, "I have a shell phone, too." Ah, the life of an almost-star ... This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

My Blog

My Nanny

Would love to write a much better worded, heartfelt blog right now, but I'm not in the mood. Kinda angry right now, as stupid as that is to say. I thought she was getting better. I wish I had been tol...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 13:29:00 GMT

i thanked God today

Sometimes life's just not gonna make any sense. I can't believe I've ever been so bold as to think I might have the slightest inclination as to what God is thinking or what he may have planned for me ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:13:00 GMT

those unexpected twists and turns

I'm sitting here right now waiting on Daddy to finish getting ready so we can head to Atlanta to say goodbye to my Uncle Tommy, Daddy's older brother. Most of you know he's been in the hospital for th...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:15:00 GMT

Slap my ass and call me Becky

So I've been thinking a lot this week during the late nights I can't fall asleep. You know what? I am dreading my birthday! Not the fun stuff (because I'm looking forward to some skanky karaoke) but t...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:56:00 GMT

Man who stands on toliet is high on pot.

You know, a while back I remember boycotting McDonalds for their, uh, "superb" service, but I must admit that I missed that dang yogurt parfait, and I went back on my word. (Even though the first time...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:37:00 GMT

You might think you do, but you don't ...

A dozen things you'd never know about me unless I told  you (or your name happens to be Monica). 12. I am a closet neat freak although you'd never know looking at my room and car. I have to have ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 16:42:00 GMT

Ode to West Kentucky

After the Georgia/West Kentucky game Monica and I decided we'd try our hands at our song writing abilities once again. So this is our ode to West Kentucky and the red blob of a mascot they have. ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 21:28:00 GMT

This one's for Moni ...

No explanation needed.  I shall simply call it "3." Go back to that place,that moment in time where everything you said (and everything I felt) made sense.They tell me I'm better than this&...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:39:00 GMT

Don't know what you got til it's gone ...

Whoever said, "Time heals all wounds," was full of shit. I knew things were bad for several months. Did I really think our relationship would make it through? Yes - I certainly did. After everything w...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:22:00 GMT

Left Turn Blues ...

I guess I need to give you a bit of background information on this one. There's this commerical where a family is going on a road trip and decides to only take left turns. Sooo ... Monica and I t...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:18:00 GMT