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Zoidberg

Unless You're An Immigrant You're Getting Fuck All!

About Me

MinE's a KronenberG MatE!

My Interests

Party-Party-Partaaaay!
Reading,Photography, Art, Traveling,Jet Skiing,Modded Bikes&Cars, CRUISING! Tattoo & Piercings!Playing Frizbee & Old Computer Games! Crazy dancing.

I'd like to meet:

None Of The Usual Pricks That You Come Accross In & Around Dumpford.
:)

Music:


I hate commercial bands.
I love anything that I can dance to :- Punk-Ska-Reggae-Metal-Trance-Dance-Techno-Hip Hop & stuff...

My Favourite Bands:

*Pendulum
*The Chemical Brothers
*Primus
*BucketHead
*Most Precious Blood
*The Red Hot Chili Peppers
*Tool
*Incubus
*A Perfect Circle
*Deftones
*Aphex Twin
*System Of A Down
*Mr. Scruff
*Snapcase
*Portishead
*The Prodigy
*Mr. Bungle
*Bjork
*The Doors
*Massive Attack
*Madness
*Bob/Damian Marley
*Static-X
*Raised Fist
*Norma Jean
*Unearth
*Most Precious Blood
*Snapcase
*H20
*3DbsDown

Movies:

I Enjoy films Staring Johnny Depp, Adam Sandler, Al Pacino and Jet Li. I also enjoy alot of "oriental style films", *Cough*
Fave Films:
Donnie Brasco -Gangstaaa!
Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
Cheech & Chong Films
Freddy Got Fingered
Sin City
Blow
Dude, Where's My Car?
Goodfellas
Snatch!
L4yer Cake
Hot Fuzz
Human Traffic ...The list goes on and on!

Television:



Is Completely .W.A.N.K.

. . . Although i like;
Bottom, Futurama, Pimp My Ride, My name is Earl,Family Guy,The Peep Show, Thundercats, The Mighty Boosh, Spaced, Lost, Red Dwarf, Bottom, The Young Ones, Top Gear, The Ross Noble Stand Up Shows & most other British Comedy. I also have an intense love for Jimmy Carr! He's the dogs bollocks baby! ;)

Books:

Pretty Much Anything I Can Get My Hands On. :)
Not too keen on Sci-Fi shite though! I dribble with confusion after the first two pages! :S
Love my magazines. Especially Fast car, Max Power and any other high performance ones. Love Bizarre magazine as well.

Heroes:

Anybody that has ever brought me a pint and a packet of crisps!

My Blog

</Emotions>

'Tis all a bit confusing!Someone hurts you, real bad, and even though you'd happily see them in a great deal of pain, you can't stop thinking about the good times you shared with them, phras...
Posted by Zoidberg on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

My last - bored

Rule #1:If you opened this you GOTTA take it.Rule # 2:You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asksRule #3:Only answer True or FalseQ: Kissed someone on your top friends...
Posted by Zoidberg on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:21:00 PST

Haaaiirrr

My hair is being gay! I look like I have a bowl on my head.... I guess I should be grateful that it takes the attention away from my face... But it's fucking me off. What's worse is that I...
Posted by Zoidberg on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST

I'm A Preppy Whore That Masturbates At Work!

Find the first letter in your first name:A-LesbianB-GorgeousC-PrettyD-JewishE-ChristianF-Retarde dG-BoyishH-GothicI-GirlyJ-GangsterK-BeautifulL-PopularM-Slut tyN-PreppyO-HotP-GayQ-PunkyR-HotS-SexyT-EmoU...
Posted by Zoidberg on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST

QUIZZIUQ

1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?The one person I know it wont be!2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?Yeah3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, ...
Posted by Zoidberg on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST

Just Talking To Myseeelf.

It's funny how things can be fine one day, then the next, you get fucked over, lied to and you're entire world seems to have fallen apart, everything you thought you knew was all a lie. &nbs...
Posted by Zoidberg on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:14:00 PST

Duck Duck Duck Frog - Yeah, Quiz - BORED!!!

NOW ]Current mood: ChilledCurrent music:  Duran Duran - Rio! Yeah Baby Yeah!Current taste: Cheese & Onion Crisps! Mmm!Current hair: Purple and BoyishCurrent clothes: Arsenal ShirtCurrent anno...
Posted by Zoidberg on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:35:00 PST

Tea Leaf! - Don't Bother Doing It, Its Effort!!

Level 1()had an asthma attack(x)Smoked A Cigarette(x)Smoked A Cigar(x)Smoked Weed(x)Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex(x)Drank Alcohol(x)Been In Love(x)Been Dumped (The Bastard!!)()Been Fired()Been In A ...
Posted by Zoidberg on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

My Personality?

..> You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality. ..> Outgoing ..> ..> 88% Fun ..> ..> 75% Nice ..> ..> 63% Immature ..> ..> 50% Shy ..> ....
Posted by Zoidberg on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

Relationship Advice - Obviously Written By A Man

Q: "My husband keeps asking for a three-some with my best friend." A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing,...
Posted by Zoidberg on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST