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Corwin

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a sound designer, which means I am a strange person, and so am I. I like to write up-my-ass postulations about art and the like, as well as goof around. I spend a lot of time not quite drunk, but not quite sober. It's a symptom of the type of life I choose to lead, down to the extradiurnal sleep schedule and hobbly cowboy walk (I'm still getting over an ankle injury sustained falling out of a tree in the pursuit of making art).I have an absurdly awesome webpage at http://tiedyegryf.critter.net . You should go there just to lay around and sigh lovingly. Will you get to meet me someday? What will I be like? Probably guarded and a little creepy, but friendly, just like most LA entertainment people. If you like, I can act all standoffish so it seems worth it, but I don't have the energy to put up with being a dick all the time.

My Interests

adobe photoshop, alternative points of view, androids and being asleep, art, brian blessed, catgirls, cats, christopher walken, comedy, computers, curry, denver, edinburgh, fight choreography, girls with glasses, gryphons, guinness, gunnison, reading, scotland, sleeping, sound design, stand-up, swords/swordplay, theatre, video games, voice acting, wasted state college, western state college, writing, UCLA, Max/MSP, LCS, Logic Studio, Final Cut Pro, VectorWorks, Open Source Awesome (QLAB WHUT WHUT)

I'd like to meet:

people who don't suck.people who are good at what they do.people who love what they do.people who ARE what they do.

Music:

Top eight of the indeterminately long mo: 1. Trellis - "Green Wing Soundtrack" 2. Boards of Canada - "Geogaddi" 3. Talking Heads - Best of 4. AC/DC - High Voltage 5. Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up" (song) 6. Kylie Minogue - "Can't Get You out of My Head" (song) 7. Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Movie soundtrack 8. Yusuf Islam - "Another Cup"Plus others.

Movies:

Indie but not pretentious stuff, Star Wars, Serenity, Pegg-Wright stuff, B-movies, midnight movies, Monty Python.

Television:

Animation/Anime, British Comedy, Adult Swim. In particular: Doctor Who, Excel Saga, Fawlty Towers, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Invader Zim, Men Behaving Badly, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mr. Show, Outlaw Star, Red Dwarf, South Park, Star Trek TNG, Metalocalypse, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Black Books, Little Britain, Arrested Development, Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Frisky Dingo, SPACED, ASYLUM, Look Around You, Green Wing, The IT Crowd, Two Pints, The Mighty Boosh, The Mighty Boosh, Snuff Box.

Books:

Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Neil Labute, David Ives, Sam Shepard, JK Rowling.

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, Monty Python, Tom Baker, others.

My Blog

Short one.

Movie to see this holiday season:Fabulous multifaceted goth actor Donny Jepp casts aside his many masks to deal with a serious subject in Tweeny Sod, the Beaming Farmer of Delete Street. In it, he pl...
Posted by Corwin on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:01:00 PST

Exspearmintal Comeddy

I had a dream last night where I was eating my face. Then I found out I was really eating your face. Sorry Mom.I had a dream last night where I was on fire. Then I found out I was really on fire. ...
Posted by Corwin on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:19:00 PST

Really?

So totally busy with sound design at the moment, there's barely any time to be funny in here again. Just for giggles, check out HOUSE FULL OF LETTERS at the Promenade Playhouse in Santa Monica in a c...
Posted by Corwin on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:09:00 PST

I can’t stop. Not for you. Not for anyone. Never gonna give it up.

I'm pondering the morality of the rickroll.But it doesn't stop me from doing it.Love,Corwin(its the only way i get my kicks these days, seeing as i'm too busy for karaoke AND the tomorrow show...)...
Posted by Corwin on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:40:00 PST

That bitch fucking deserved it.

Piranha PlantWorld 7-8Mushroom KingdomDear Sir/Madam,      I am a high-ranking official in the government of your prefecture and I am writing to regretfully inform you th...
Posted by Corwin on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:52:00 PST

Im so excited, and I just cant hide it. Im losing control, and I think Im wasted.

If you can keep your head when all about youAre losing theirs and blaming it on you,If you can trust yourself when all men doubt youBut make allowance for their doubting too,If you can wait and not be...
Posted by Corwin on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:11:00 PST

NOT CHOCOLATE RAIN. THE OTHER ONE.

"DONUT HITLER"A comma/dramadey in sixteen ects [sic]Jenny Customer: Hey, can I get a donut and coffee, please?Frida Worker: I'm sorry. Are you a Nazi?Jenny: &Sorry. Donut and coffee, please.Frida: Uh,...
Posted by Corwin on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:18:00 PST

To be performed with absolutely no regard for the audience’s pleasure.

"THE GAS MAN COMETH"a postmodern skitJim Hostman: Welcome to the comedy portion of the show. I hope you're all sitting comfortably. I'd like to take this moment to introduce our opening act, Hugh Gasm...
Posted by Corwin on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:57:00 PST

Insominae

You have to wonder on nights like this when sleep seems a million miles away.You have to wonder if you're being kept alive by some benevolent force that wants you to enjoy the precious few moments lef...
Posted by Corwin on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:24:00 PST

A PRETTY GOOD SKIT!1!one

guy: helloguy (another guy: hey thereguy: whats upguy (othr): its good hw bout uguy: damn itguy 2; wuat?guy: i fartedguy 2: really?guy not2: yeah, sorryguy2; that means im gonna dieguy wut?guy2: I'm ...
Posted by Corwin on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST