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JACK

what the fuck's the internet???

About Me

If I don't know you offline, then I don't wanna meet ya through myspace... unless you are trying to get me to sign up for your porn site, then by all means please send 10,000 friend requests a day you fuckers...

My Interests

stuff

I'd like to meet:

People that don't suck...View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Heroes:

A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged. I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. You know who's a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That's a hero... Also Bono.

My Blog

superbad...

A quote from the soon to be released movie Superbad..."it's not really fair that women can flaunt their stuff and I have to hide every erection I get.  Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out ...
Posted by JACK on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:44:00 PST

RIP Kurt Vonnegut

My favorite author died today... and so it goes. http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/books/04/12/obit.vonnegut/in dex.html?eref=rss_topstories      ...
Posted by JACK on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST

douchebags

So I go out last night with some buddies for 2 or 12 midweek cocktails.  Have a few laughs, see if I can meet my future ex-wife& That sorta thing.  So, we're having a decent night and I'm he...
Posted by JACK on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

Is it just me...

Is it just me, or is every woman on this site a bisexual, sex-addicted model?  Not that there's anything wrong with that... it's just odd is all...  I mean, I never encounter these wome...
Posted by JACK on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:23:00 PST

10 year reunion

Christ I'm old... 10 year highschool reunion this weekend, and I'm flying back east tonight. Someone start playing "glory days" now please... I gotta admit, when I was in highschool, I never thought ...
Posted by JACK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking Hollywood

So, it's my buddy's b-day on saturday and we rent a drunk bus to take us all out to hollywood. Good excuse to get out of the southbay we figure... We go to White Lotus, one of those clubs where sev...
Posted by JACK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST