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Magister

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; pe

About Me

I'm an intellectual, a writer, and a philosopher. Of course, that might not be the best combination. At least with me, it results in a person who is spends so much time reading about, and imagining worlds that don't exist, or postulating how the world should be, that I tend to be a little too easily distracted from the real world. What can I say, reality is boring. The thing I'm most known for, is my mastery of obscure information, I am a walking library of stuff you never thought you'd need to know.

My Interests

Reading, movies, art, anime, manga, computer games, creative writing, costuming, history, philosophy, technology, the occult, mythology

I'd like to meet:

If you are laid back, with a tendency to wax philosophical, miss the dying art of conversation, or just like computer games, music or literature, we should talk.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Music:

Abney Park,
Dragonforce,
E.S. Posthumus,
Johnny Cash,
Kamelot,
Lake of Tears,
Led Zeppelin,
Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Stravinsky, and also most classical music as well.

Movies:

Army of Darkness,
Bram Stoker's Dracula,
Catch me if you can,
Dune,
Ghost in the Shell,
The Golden Compass
High Fidelity,
Indiana Jones,
Interview with a Vampire,
Payback,
Resevior Dogs,
Ronin,
Shuan of the Dead,
Star Wars,
The Fifth Element,
The Usual Suspects,
Underworld

Television:

Dead Like Me
Dexter
Doctor Who
House
Moonlight
Mythbusters
Torchwood

Books:

A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin,
Generation of Swine by Hunter S. Thompson,
God: The Failed Hypothesis by Victor J. Stenger,
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman,
Myst: The Book of Tianna by Rand Miller,
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman,
Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson,
The Black Company by Glen Cook,
The Call of Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft,
The Coldfire Trilogy by C.S. Friedman,
The Dragonlance series by Margaret Wiess and Tracy Hickman,
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams,
The Jack Fleming Series by P.N. Elrod,
The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H.P. Lovecraft
The Watchmen by Alan Moore,
Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Friedrick Nietzsche,

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adams, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Christopher Hitchens, Victor Stenger, Jamie Hyneman, Adam Savage, Penn Jillette, Teller, Atrus of D'ni, Kain of Nosgoth, Indiana Jones, and The Doctor.

My Blog

Story Time

My dearest friend Tyler has convinced me that the time has come to tell you all his favorite story, known amongst those who were there, affectionately as: "The Milk Story." This was waaaaay back in ...
Posted by Magister on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST

Good luck. You're going to need it.

Once upon a time, there was a man who lived in a house on large plot of land in a small town. He went to the general store to buy something for his house. He bought 1 for 25 cents, 22 for 50 cents, ...
Posted by Magister on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:30:00 PST

Riddle Me This....

Here's a delightful little riddle I heard a few days ago. Once upon a time, there was a old woman who lived in a house all by herself. On the first floor of the house, there were three lightswitches...
Posted by Magister on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:25:00 PST

A Tale of Demicon 2005

A Tale of Demicon 2005&   Not so long ago& In city rather near to here&   From the Journal of Jedi Knight Hadrian Ingram:   It had been a harrowing adventure for myself htt...
Posted by Magister on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:18:00 PST

So this guy walks into a bar...

Okay, so, there's this bar, right? And it's pretty busy, it's a friday night, about 10 o'clock, and business is good, lot's of customers, a mostly jovial crowd, basically a bartender's dream. Anyway...
Posted by Magister on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:59:00 PST

A Tale of CONvergance 2005

Not so Long Ago& In this very Galaxy&   Just prior to the outlawing of the Jedi Order, the Council dispatched myself, and another Jedi Knight, Master Al-Anon Dano to investigate a disturba...
Posted by Magister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Introduction

I can't believe I have a blog... Well technically anyway. Don't expect to see this updated on any kind of a regular basis, nor should you expect to find anything closely resmebling my actual journal...
Posted by Magister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST