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jesus

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

First off, i am the son of God. I am the ruler of everything, although some of you little bastards wont admit it. I like girls, Judas Priest, Metallica, Between the Buried and ME, Motley Crue, ya know, shit like that. I absoultely hate Christian bands. Like i want to listen to retarted obsessed people sing to me all the time. I already hear enough of your whiny little prayers night and day, and the last thing i want to do is listen to music that doesnt even appeal to me. But I, Jesus Christ, love all my children no matter what. Unless you piss me off, then i would be forced to smite you and send you to my buddy satan below. He'll take care of you. Anyway, i like to kick it with Tupac and Biggie. We play strip poker with a majority of those nymphomaniac angels. Yes we're quit the popular ones. Thats all I really have to say, if you wanna know more, just ask.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Girls, wild girls, friends of wild girls, girls gone wild, friends of girls gone wild, girls who want to go wild, girls who have gone wild, girls willing to go wild. Oh, and i'd like to meet up with that asshole Judas for turning me in to those jew bastards. I'll bust a cap in his ass if i ever see him again.

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Birthday

Children, alas it is almost my birthday. Your father has some things on his wish list. First off, i need new shoes. Having the same leather sandals for over two thousand years gets old and out of styl...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:58:00 GMT