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M A R Y.

U make me.........

About Me



I like degrading myself for your amusement. And I'd probably enjoy degrading you too!!!!

"I get crushes on girls too easily but it’s never in the sexual way. It’s like, when I see a pretty girl I want to keep her as a pet." -Mary

"I fantasize about being emancipated from the earth." -Mary

"I like pickles with peanut butter, only because it tastes so NASTY that my body tricks itself into thinking it’s so TASTY." -Mary

"I’ve always liked collecting things. I wanted to amass a collection of my scabs at one point in my childhood." -Mary

"I wanna fuck Sid Vicious. Well. Not reaally. It’s more like the equivalent of wanting that one-hundred and thirty-four dollar Sid action figure." -Mary

And last but not least:

"I love meeting new people because I like awkward conversations and feeling sick to my stomach." -Mary

My Interests

graphic novels and designer toys/dolls

I'd like to meet:

preferably not idiots.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Music:

"You can probably open up a department store with the amount of makeup you have" is what my mom always says to me.

Glittery, sparkly, shiny cravings from a dramatic gal with a keen eye for glamour - trashy glamour et al. Like waking up sedated from an untroubled and assuaging murmur of an afternoon nap, seduced by the mild whispers of tony&tina's COSMIC glitters, beckoning me to dust each radiating glimmer in all its scintillating winks upon my eyelids. A true star-eyed child, bursting of multi-prismatic light energy in a secluded multi-dimensional galaxy of eleven dimensions. But nevertheless, she is only a glint in the entire universe. A glint, however, that won't hesitate to incinerate you with her iridescent purple and green ray gun that shoots flaring, crimson-red lasers out of the tip of a DiorShow mascara wand. Now imagine an unimaginably doted ray gun that's embellished with absinthe-green rhinestones and Tish&Snooky's faux eyelashes pointed straight at you:

Run, bitch, run.

Movies:

Ghost World, Breakfast on Pluto, Pulp Fiction, The Hours, My Sassy Girl, Ichi the Killer, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Matrix trilogy, The Fifth Element, The Moulin Rouge, Hayao Miyazaki movies.

Television:

and weed and beer?

Books:

the bell jar / etc.

Heroes:

devious artists with perverse fixations just kidding

Peter Pan

My Blog

Hey Dolls

im leaving for the other side of the world in 3 days.  excited excited excited!!  gotta pack pack pack pick up n go.  airplanes still make me nervous i always get an incredible hunch th...
Posted by M A R Y. on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

rewind unwind

It's weird how when in middle school all I wanted was to blend in, conform, fit in, however you want to put it. but now I want to be unique, special, and stand apart from the crowd, but only realize t...
Posted by M A R Y. on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:56:00 PST

Chairman of the Bored

Emily the Strange is much too frail to be skateboarding -- I wonder why they make this little goth weirdo girl a skateboarder too, doesn't that just clash with the stereotypical labels, and the idiosy...
Posted by M A R Y. on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST