About Me

So, time to start fresh.
I am River.
I am one of the most amazing people ever.
No power in the verse can stop me.
Impressed? You should be.
I am not a huge fan of blurbs, so I'll try to make this quick.
I am intelligent, and beautiful and have an acerbic wit.
I am stylish, and histrionic and psychotic.
I am a symmetry of imperfection.

Lexicon
wicked; adverb , a slang term meaning "very" or "extremely".
shiny; adjective , roughly corresponding to 'cool' or 'great'.
verse; noun , 1) space and all things in it 2) to encompass the scope of human existence.
lexicon; noun , a lexicon can be a list of words together with additional word-specific information.
deck; noun , a strike with a closed fist
latchkey; noun , A minor left at home while the parents are away. Also called a latchkey kid.

My Interests

AOLRPG
boots
Bottle-nosed Dolphins
Clothes
Colors
Comics
eyeliner
Film Noir
Gotham City
handcuffs
hand jobs
journals
kissing
leather
markers
oral sex
Otters
Pens
photography
pianos
Private Detectives
razorblades
reading
Science Fiction
sex
Sharpies
spankings
Stars
Tattoos
Techno
TY Beanie Babies
Veronica Mars
Wikipedia
Winamp
writing

I'd like to meet:

People that don't bother me.
There is a very small amount of people that can fulfill this basic requirement.
Veronica Mars?
Uh, I'd love to meet Joss Whedon, because he's God.
I'd like to meet...I dunno. Friends. Lovers.
Whoever.
People that don't wander around with their eyes stitched shut and their clothes inside out. Pretending there honorable.
People who are themselves and don't lie and act fake.
A pretty improbably dream though.

I don't want to meet little fags like this dr. dent person. What a dumb bitch, for real.

Videos

Music:

Aimee Allen
Josh Kramon
Something Happens
Bif Naked
t.A.T.u.
Britney Spears
Rasmus
Duran Duran
Sia
Air
The Faders

All American Rejects
Smile.dk
Aqua
Toybox
Nerf Herder
Papercranes
Aleka's Attic
Spectator Pump
devics
THC
Laika
Curve
No Doubt
boa
Unwritten Law
Massive Attack
Full Blown Rose
Stacie Orrico
P!nk
Splendid
The Dandy Warhols
The Stills
The Postal Service
Cyndi Lauper
Air
Ivy
The Perishers
AMP
Square9
Blink182
Lunatic Calm
Spice Girls
Hanson
...more to come...

Movies:

The Addams Family
Serenity
The Craft Tomb Raider
X2 and The Last Stand
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and the Black Pearl
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Addams Family Values
Anastasia
Beauty and The Beast
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I and II
Power Rangers: The Movie
Soul Survivors
Bring It On
Wrong Turn
True Lies
Noble Son
Dogma
Clerks
Clerks II
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Gia
The Dark Crystal
Hackers
Sleepy Hollow
Carebear Movies
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Signs

Television:

Veronica Mars
Reba
Firefly
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Tru Calling
Birds of Prey

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Go Ask Malice: A Slayer Diary
The Animorphs Series
The Narnia Series
Harry Potter Series
Gingerbread Trilogy
How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale

Heroes:

Faith the Vampire Slayer is my main hero. She is wicked spooney. I mean for real, she's dark, young, strong, psychotic and heroic. Plagued by a trouble past and a crappy homelife, just like me so I love her. I think I am her.

Aimee Allen, she rocks harder than you.

Veronica Mars; for her ability to turn her guilt into steely resolve. Plus. She's smarter than you. If only she didn't attract GHB and rapists.

Lilly Kane, for being superficial, awesome, and having great fashion sense.

My Blog

understanding versus comprehension

It's amazing how quickly things change in my life. And it's odd how I can't have the things that are only just out of my reach. I think it's kind of crazy how I don't get these things.&nbs...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:45:00 PST

stranger

As I write this I'm not exactly sure what I should be writing. I mean, me writing won't alter the situation. It won't make it any less real. It won't make things backtrack. One...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

aimee 'fucking' allen

I have no fucking clue what I'd do if I never heard of Aimee Allen. And I mean for real, I've thought of killing myself so many times and other stupid shit, but I swear her songs just evoke such emo...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

sleepy time

So, I'm beyond tired. But I don't know why. I look and feel tired. I'm even too exhausted to exercise before I shower and go lay in bed.Maybe these kittens are the source of my sleepy woes, but it ...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

split ends and singing rabbits

I hate split ends. But it's what I get for being obsessed with changing my hair color. I hate being overweight. Not really overweight. But like twenty pounds so. It annoys me to the extreme. I f...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:48:00 PST

I am totally serious about my street cred with the urban demo

The following is an essay/letter thingy I just felt the need to write to explain my profile and all it's glory. Because you know, I'm totally serious about my street cred, with the people who ru...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST

Crimson Streaks Across A Symmetry of Imperfection

"Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terribly stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever. This is not her story.But it is the story of that terri...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:42:00 PST

The World Turns All Around Him

So. We are starting this new thing called 'Make Sean [ Revolutionized]' a sign. So far we have one sign from Kirsten and one cool Arimade thing. So you people should help add to...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

dramatics of the teenage girl crowd

"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one shou...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

out of the woods

"This planet has - or rather had- a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but mo...
Posted by River [revolutionized] on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST