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About Me

about a year ago i went back in time to 1974 and made a documentary film of my birth called "it's alive." i took some liberties with the story, but not too many.. i basically just replaced my devastating uppercuts with carnivorous, razor sharp teeth so the audience wouldn't be quite so freaked out. my uppercuts would've blasted right through the current ratings into their own category: "unratable", so i just said fuck it.. a cannibalistic baby is much easier for mainstream audiences to handle.also, cannibal corpse wrote most of their lyrics about my fists.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

delroy lindo, emilio estevez, spanish speaking apes, gg allin

My Blog

katie and i..

got engaged!  shit yeah!gonna be a party!
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:00:00 GMT

new phone, fruits!

(503)319-9854!  update your shit!
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:50:00 GMT

slo...

so let's try this again and see if myspace doesn't delete my shit.katie and i are flying home for a week on wed, august 9th until wed the 16th for our friends' serena and jonathan's wedding. i feel li...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 17:39:00 GMT

saturday

i'm flying home on thursday for jakob's service on saturday. i'd like to see as many of you as possible so get in touch: home: (503)235-2353 cell: (805)712-2628 let's plan a hike or something.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:48:00 GMT

SPECIAL

this movie is going to rule.  familiar with those crazy fuckers who wander around towns muttering insane nonsense to themselves and sometimes other people?  this is a movie about one of tho...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 14:46:00 GMT

PEOPLE OF PORTLAND:

know that i turn 24 tomorrow and will be hosting a little gathering at our house on SUNDAY.  i realize sunday is not tomorrow, but in fact 2 days from now, but i believe that sunday will work bet...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:29:00 GMT

ah shit, slo town!

god damn, i can't wait to see everybody, for serious!  (805)227-4712!  i'll be at the 'rent's house in paso for the most part.  if not, (805)712-2628!  that's katie's phone, and we...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:29:00 GMT

SASQUATCH

so there's this new flick coming out called "bigfoot: a family adventure." it will surely suck, in spite of its central focus being SASQUATCH, but what rules is this: THEY'RE OFFERING $1,000 CASH TO A...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:53:00 GMT

for fuck and pete's sake!

i already sang its praises with my "bulletin", but watch pulse.  some of the most frightening ghost encounters ever in a film, to be sure.  THANKS FOR READING MY BLOG.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:10:00 GMT

portland with dinner eating and moving pictures.

listen portland twits, people need to come over and visit this saturday, for katie and i are going to make a dinner meal. also, i feel like watching violence happen on a video screen, so a visit to mo...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 00:16:00 GMT