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People who like comic strips that don't suck. Stephan Pastis. Brian May. Aaron McGruder. Your mom.

My Blog

Another Blog In Which I Show My Feelings by Posting Eels Lyrics

RAILROAD MANA Song For Lenny and Mefeel like an old railroad manridin' out on the bluemont linehummin' along old dominion bluesnot much to see and not much left to loseand i know i can walk along the ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 10:41:00 GMT

things the grandchildren should know

So this is The New Year.  Heh... Outta work early tonight...so I'm just chilling at home while everyone sleeps.  For some reason, this is the only thing I feel like posting tonight. Happy n...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 02:53:00 GMT

covers

So I was thinking...about random crap, like usual.  And I decided to try and come up with a nice list of covers that are better than the original.  Feel free to add any you might happen to l...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:50:00 GMT

2009

Greetings and salutations, my friends, family, spambots, and internet stalkers with small crooked penises...I'm happy to be playing some shows and promoting my album...playing Memphis on the 9th...it'...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:56:00 GMT

embarrasingly emo. and sleep deprived.

Been down lately.  Seems like everything's always falling apart. I'd write songs about it, but I don't have any fucking time to do anything that's, you know, important to me or anything... Wonder...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:02:00 GMT

One curious sound, one prurient wail

New blog wooo. I'm back at home after finishing my training.  I'm supposed to get a call from my boss later today.   The plan is to start setting up the store tomorrow.  We'll see ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:23:00 GMT

I’d rather shoot a woman than a man

Ahh, hotel room...my womb.  My stasis chamber.  My place to watch cable tv. Springfield seems like an alright place.  I haven't seen too much of it, but there is a Guitar Center, some p...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:14:00 GMT

Do you see what you just did? You just SHATTERED MY MIND.

Well, things are interesting this weekend. Saturday, (the 2nd) we had the boys' birthday party.  It went down well.  The boys liked their presents, and actually played with them and not the ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:48:00 GMT

running down a dream

Greetings, O faitthful readers... Ha! Well, I'm in Springfield, MO at the moment.  I'm training for my new job.  I think this job will be pretty cool, I just have to get used to the hours.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:07:00 GMT

Things that annoy me right now

1.  People who say "Well, I've got a one-year-old and a two year old, so it's *almost* like twins...." You know what?  It's not.  It's not even close, you cum-swilling douche bag. ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:01:00 GMT