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We are the Haiku Five. We were created on December 6, 2005, in a Creative Writing Workshop in North Branford High School. There are five members in our group.
Phatrick- The bad boy. His raw, honest, and bold haiku grabs readers, and never lets go! His hobbies include porn, stalking, rapping, dancing, being a jerk, and crying.
Gerald- The sporty one. Gerald's flexible verses blur the line between exotic ingenuity and perverse creativity. A strong supporter of Women's Rights.
Tom D- The one who is older than all the rest by a significant number of years. This isn't literal, but in terms of verbosity, Tom rips through haiku and tanka at master speeds, and often, the reader will not know if he is unbelievably intelligent, or unbelievably weird, as his verses can give the impression of either.
Dave- The cute one. The girls go wild for Dave's haiku, but be aware: he will often catch you off guard, as his paradigm revolves around various levels of rape, molestation, and general perversions.
Keith- The Leader. He founded this group of young like-minded literary geniuses. He has collaborated with all members of the group, and loves to add two seven-syllable lines to the ends of other member's haikus, creating potent tankas.
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