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Now then. For those still reading, here's the rest you'll ever need to know about me:
- The Top 15 Facts About Dave I somehow managed to acquire the nickname "Sleazy Eyes" in college.
I'm terrible at returning phone calls, e-mails, and myspace comments/messages. Please don't take it personally. Really. It's not you, it's me.
For one whole week, I was the reigning pog champion of Beatty Middle School. That's pretty much the only time in my life that I've ever been the "reigning" anything.
OK, well, there was that time when I was the reigning county spelling bee champion.
Keep in mind, it is a really small county.
OK, so it's actually one of the largest counties in the US, geographically. But it's really tiny, population-wise.
You know what I really miss doing? The Kurdish Two-Step.
I can say unequivovically that the most interesting job I ever had was working in a gold mine.
No, I didn't actually get to take any of the gold home with me.
I've had the distinct pleasure of having The Dude (the real-life one) tell me, "f*** it, dude...let's go bowling!"
I've had the distinct pleasure of insulting Hugh Grant (the real-life one) to his face, albeit unintentionally.
I sometimes wish I'd failed a class in college to teach me a lesson about my procrastination habits.
It's nothing personal, LA, but NYC's where my heart's at.
I will often listen to songs I'm obsessing over on repeat for hours on end. It's weird, I know.
You know those situations in movies and TV when some nerdy guy will "tutor" a girl in French--even though he doesn't know a lick of French--just to get close to her? Yeah...I've done that.