a list of reasons why i would recommend you go watch 'ghost rider' starring nicolas cage. |
1) i hate you.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:42:00 GMT |
complicated. |
my dislikes: the cries of infants.likes: stealing pacifiers and/or hitting babies.so, you know--internal conflict.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 20:10:00 GMT |
disease. |
gatorades are really good to drink.but often, we forget that it's also a terrible epidemic sweeping the alligator community.this blog is dedicated to scott bartak.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT |
survey. |
what is your name? matthew nakamura. vanilla or chocolate? vanilla. jimmy kimmel or conan? conan. how many times a day do you brush your teeth? twice. i think you're fairly good looking and unden...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:22:00 GMT |
psa. |
everyone deserves a friend. accept people who are different. everyone deserves a friend. except people who are different.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:01:00 GMT |
a true story. |
yesterday, i killed* a fairly large and intimidating bear**. then i ate it. *went to Subway and purchased **sandwich
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 13:16:00 GMT |
so you found a mannequin discarded in an alleyway adjacent to a department store? |
keep the head of the mannequin on the floor in the front of your car. that way, when someone is trying to cut you off or pass you on the freeway, you can hold it up by its hair while staring ominously...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 19:21:00 GMT |
friendship. |
we are probably not friends if you ________: ever refer to sleep as, "beauty rest." say, "time for you to get a watch," when someone asks you the time. quote 'destiny's child' lyrics to empower...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 16:08:00 GMT |
fashion tips. |
regarding monocles: may compliment your style if you're a london based intellectual/sophisticate. if you're a pirate, you'd look like a moron. the inverse is true regarding parrots.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:43:00 GMT |
birthday message from my mother written in my birthday card. |
Dear Matthew, Happy 21st birthday. All of my dreams and hopes rest upon you. Don't disappoint me. Have a great day! &...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 23:08:00 GMT |
