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Jerry

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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UPDATED: Well some people have said I did not have enough info on here so I decided to add some: I think that not only am I a great guy I am a very down to earth and funny man. I have been blessed with good friends and have had many wonderful and educational relationships. For whatever reason none of them have materialized into the meaningful relationship that I want in life.I love to make people laugh and I am good at it. I am not affraid to pay with pennies at the movie rental place. I can do a keg stand if I am in the mood (i am rarely in that mood lol ). If challenged to a duel, I can talk the other person out of it using my jedi powers. If I were a superhero I would petition congress to minimize the amount of crap I had to do to keep our country safe. If approached by a rabid dog I would run. If pickles came in different flavors I would still only want pickle flavor. My favorite sandwhich is PBandJ. If I had a choice between two things I would not want to pick and hurt the other things feelings. If I could sum up everything in just one word it would be FUKKSTICKS! I thought I was lost once, but I wasn't. Anything else you want to know I won't tell you unless you ask!And just so you know I see Dumb People

My Interests

Cooking, Golf, Karaoke (i know i know but I can really sing), Golf, Football, oh yeah did I mention golf?

I'd like to meet:

My Soulmate would be a good person to meet...if not her, then I would like to meet my match wit wise :-)

Movies:

Rain Man, Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, A few Good Men, Green Mile, and many many more.

Television:

CSI (all of them), Law and Order (all of them), House, 24, Alias (jennifer garner is a hottie), According to Jim, Everybody loves Raymond, and Seinfeld.

My Blog

funny realities

Life's Reflections1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.4. I'm despe...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST

MAPQUEST SUCKS

MAPQUEST SUCKS! Ok i know that mapquest can't be responsible to know about road construction (why the crap not isn't there name fucking mapquest?) but cum'on give a brother a break.  I nee...
Posted by Jerry on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

I deleleted some friends by MISTAKE =(

Ok so if I have deleted you and you are no longer on  my list please request to be on again.   I am sorry to all I have offended =(
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:40:00 PST

Sheryl Stewart 1051 the Buzz

Ok my friends lets see if this myspace has any power. Sheryl Stewart from 105.1 the Buzz has been kind enough to have me as part of her top 8. With this big movement comes big responsabilities. Please...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:57:00 PST

Having Fun At Wal-Mart

16 Things to do at Wal-Mart1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make...
Posted by Jerry on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:19:00 PST

I will do some of these today :-)

OFFICE DARESONE-POINT DARES1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name a...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:51:00 PST

WTF

My profile says that I am 36.  Screw that!  I don't turn 36 for 11 more days.  How dare myspace age me illeagally.  I know i shouldn't be so angry but damnit I am getting old! &nbs...
Posted by Jerry on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:37:00 PST

Poems

Male and female poems...oh how sweet...lol   FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for...
Posted by Jerry on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:17:00 PST

I can no longer see photo's

DAMNIT!  For some reason I can no longer see any photo's on Myspace.  I think they changed the firewall at work....SHIT!  Now i will miss all of your smiles, your myspace photo shots, a...
Posted by Jerry on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:43:00 PST

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Posted by Jerry on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:46:00 PST