Optimus Prime

Well, I like to party but who doesn't? I like the Patron and recently I discovered that a shot of tomato juice is a great chaser for tequila. I like the mountains. Mammoth is nice. I like to board and in the summertime, I like to camp. I'm going to learn how to surf this summer. I think it'll be fun. Did I mention that I like Patron? I enjoy long walks on the beach and reading a good book. Okay, that last sentence was a lie. I'd like long walks on the beach if it was a nude beach for super models and only they could be naked... or maybe in just a string bikini. Oh by-the-way, I'm a perv. Oh yeah, I really like Vegas. Actually, I really like craps. Six the hard way. I know that you know what I'm talking about. Hard eights are good as well. The Vegas party scene is fun too. Well, now that I think about it, if Mr. Patron is there, I'm having a good time. He's a good man and really knows how to party. And when I'm not boarding, rolling dice, partying, or camping, I like to spend time at the gym. I think a lot about what I would do if I won the Lotto. I told my friends that I would buy them all midgets and have them wrestle. Is that wrong?~~~~~~~Looking at my profile that I wrote probably like a year ago(the previous paragraph), I realized that I have changed. I don't really party anymore. I also don't drink much anymore. Yeah, the past 365 have made me an old man. I would much rather stay home and read or watch a movie. Yeah boring, I know but that is who I have become. I do however still like to gamble. We all have our vices. Summer is coming up and I am a bit sad about the fact that there is no more snow here in SoCal but I guess now I have to learn to surf. Oh, and camping will be fun. I haven't played Lotto in a while but I think I had better start again if I am ever going to be able to own any midgets.~~~~~~~~~It has recently been brought to my attention that I have not mentioned anything about some of the things I like to do and am good at. So for those of you that have been on pins and needles waiting for this, enjoy!! --- I really like ballet dancing. I have taken ballet classes since I was a young boy and still do to this day. I know that my friends would make fun of me so I keep it a huge secret. I participate in recitals on weekends that I don't work. I think I look really good in tights. I think that is why I continue to do it. I think it would be cool if I could get my midgets to join too. I think they'd like it. It would probably be expensive to fit them for tights though. Whatevers, I am going to hit the Lotto soon and then I'll buy them tights in every color.