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Nick Bukkake

About Me

its easy to for people to accept failure when no one has any expectations of you.i fucking hate nazis

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hypnotoad and Harrison Ford. I'd like to vote for Harrison Ford for President. We already know his policy on terrorism ("Get off of my plane") We also know that Star Wars ddn't ruin his career. And now his old ass dusted off the fadora and whip to take center stage again. Word. In fact I'd like to be Harrison Ford. If I were he I'd be one proud son of a bitch (when in real life I AM actually a son of a bitch) I mean c'mon, How many famous people have not one but two different LEGO characters modeled after Them? I'll tell ya who, big chief Harrison Ford does. In fact I think Harrison Ford and Mike Ditka combined could single handedly kick the New England Patriots asses. Thats right good ole Jack Ryan and Da Coach would slap Tom Brady like five fingers said to the face. You gotta respect someone who's greatest acting talent is heavy nose breathing. So now that I'm close to being thru ranting, This November folks when you go out and vote for whatever piece of shit thats gonna take the next dump on the good ole US of A, remember you can write in your own choice. People been doing it for years. And with that, I'm out.HARRISON FORD FOR PRESIDENT YA'LL!!!!!

My Blog

Thousand Dollar Mouthpiece

$1000 for a lawyer for a speeding ticket.. Is it worth it? When your doing 50 miles over the speed limit it is. Is it bad that he used to be John Wayne Gacy’s lawyer? And now Gacy’s d...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:54:00 GMT

26 and i'm flat broke, been down so long i've given up hope

i'm currently compling a list of "worldly accomplishments" i have conquered thus far in this life.list to be posted following friday's undoubtedly glib phase of complete intraversion.is that even a wo...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:55:00 GMT

Short Story .1: The begining

This is my first of many folks. Please read it and give me your honest opinion. I know there are some misspellings and a few run on sentances but all in all I think its pretty solid. Enjoy. ----------...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:31:00 GMT

Pictures from Wednesday Night's Show

From wednesday night's basement show:Hope ya enjoyed em. Peace.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 21:40:00 GMT