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Ben

About Me

I am banned from most zoos, and spent several months inside a correctional institution for buggering an owl. My parents are part Egyptian, part Nordic, and I am not allowed in America for lying to the whole of Texas about how much I liked them. Even though everybody else does.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sam Raimi, anyone able to grind some body else's teeth and Smurfette (So she can give me a full-body handjob.
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