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I saw the Moon.....just before it hit the Earth.

About Me


My Monster Profile
Basilisk Terror

You Feast On: Dairy Products

You Lurk Around In: The Ocean

You Especially Like to Torment: Emo Kids What's Your Monster Name?
My name is Chad Kennedy. I am a mammal. I am a post-peubescent male homo-sapien of around 135 pounds. My natural habitat is the suburban area of Southern California. I am warm blooded. My diet generally consists of various fruits and vegetables, grains, white meat, fish, and some dairy. I typically walk on two legs and can move at near 20 mph though seldom do I breach 4 mph. I can swim, climb, and jump over seven feet. I have an intelligent brain that can create thoughts, solve basic problems, react to stimuli, and differentiate data. I am an amazing creature. You can learn about other creatures like me by clicking the funny pictures below.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Pirates, Art, Biographies, Literature, Food, Philosophy, Theme Parks, The Astonishing Habits of Western Society, Space, The Ocean, Civil Rights, And Whatever Else Buzzes or Clicks Within my General Vicinity.

I'd like to meet:

Billy Corgan, Les Claypool, Tim Burton, Marylin Manson, Trent Reznor, Conan O'Brien, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Tom Green, Thom Yorke, Abraham Lincoln, Edgar Allen Poe, Gabby La La, Vincent Price, Nic Cage, Ed Wood, Charlie Kaufman, David Lynch, Bill Murray, William Kidd, Francis Drake, Henry Morgan, Darby Deth, Captain Hook, and Nosferatu
NEWS:

I've stumbled accross one of the scariest places on the internet. Go here if you dare .

I quit Jamba Juice and got a job at the Disneyland Hotel. Visit.

NAWBF has a song on it's myspace and more will be added. Check it out.

Music:

My favorite bands are: The Smashing Pumpkins, Primus, Beck, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Marylin Manson, Deftones, Gabby La La, KINKY, The Arcade Fire, Interpol, Portishead, Skinny Puppy, The Postal Service, Prodigy, Bright Eyes, The Cure, Prince, Joy Division, Zwan, Bauhaus, Franz Ferdinand, Rush, Depeche Mode, The Clash, Billy Corgan, David Bowie, Dredg, 3EB, JWKB, MIA, RATM, Mogwai, Sigur Ros, The Fiery Furnaces, Ozomatli, The Section Quartet, Prodigy, Janis Joplin, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Coldplay, Bloc Party, Xiu Xiu, Imogen Heap, Lemon Jelly, The Faint, Schooly D, Bjork, Pink Floyd, Regina Spektor, Massive Attack, The Living End, Metric, Animal Collective, Wolf Eyes, Fischerspooner, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sunset Rubdown, The Rapture, Liars, Of Montreal, Band of Horses, Wolf Parade, Battles, Dan Deacon, Mouse on Mars, and many more

Movies:

Forrest Gump, The Matrix, Eternal Sunshine (of the Spotless Mind), Memento, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Vanilla Sky, Adaptation, Natural Born Killers, Being John Malkovich, Nosferatu, I Heart Huckabees, Dr. Strangelove, Lost Highway, Eraserhead, Kill Bill, Dead Man, Reservoir Dogs, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, Audition, Evil Dead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, The Terminal, Any Given Sunday, 24 Hour Photo, What Dreams May Come, Beetlejuice, Friday Night Lights, Hook, Millions, Sin City, Star Wars, The Bible and Gun Club, Last House on the Left, Ed Wood, Night of the Living Dead, The Straight Story, Wicker Man (original), Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Man Bites Dog, The Libertine, Beijing Bicycle, Lost in Translation, Insomnia, The Hills Have Eyes, Shivers, 81/2, The Elephant Man, Blue Velvet, Crash, The Reanimator, About Schmidt, World's Fastest Indian, House of Flying Daggers, Hero, Mall Rats, Dogma, Clerks, Nacho Libre, Good Night and Good Luck, The Fountain, Apocalypto, The Descent, Trainspotting, Babel, Amoros Perros, True Romance, The Departed, GRINDHOUSE, The Proposition, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, and many more

Television:

I enjoy Adult Swim, late night talk shows, occasional sporting events, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Wallace and Grommit, The Festival, Six Feet Under, Project Greenlight, DiY, 90's Nickelodeon, Twin Peaks, Oblongs, Fly Fishing the World, MANTRACKER!, The Price is Right, Survivorman, Pee-Wee, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Planet Earth, and educational programming.

Books:

My favorite books are Treasure Island, The Pirate Hunter, Under the Black Flag, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell: Marylin Manson, The War of the Worlds, The Giver, The Fall of the House of Usher, Peter Pan, The Blackbirder, The Secret Life of Salvador Dali, The Sundance Kids, South of the Pumphouse...

Heroes:

Michael Malloy

My Blog

Joel Peter Witkin

True O.G. (original goth)...
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Ceremony (a short story)

Ceremony    The mantra began as a low hum. It grew steadily to a chant and then a dull roar. Soon the mass of people were screaming it. A throng of bodies draped in red robes swaying to...
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Don't Worry

I just finished reading an article about our supposed global warming problem. The article listed different theories on the causes of global warming. It is now accepted by much of the scientific popula...
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Charlie Kaufman

won a motherfuckin' academy award for Eternal Sunshine!
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Michael Malloy (for those who don't know)

In 1933, a down-and-out Irishman became the victim of an extraordinary series of murder attempts. Malloy was a bum who frequented the speakeasy of one Anthony Marino in the Bronx. Marino and four of h...
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