Joosta

Just a bloke, don't like to brag. (I normally only venture onto here when under the influence - so don't expect any meaningful, insightful stuff!)
Likes:
Nice people and nice things.
Dislikes:
Socks that fit over teapots.
People that type "lol".
People that type "Why the frig do you call yourself Joosta - that's just childish & stupid you cu..!".
Cuckoos.
Cuckoo-clocks (or clocks that feature birds that may resemble cuckoos - or that make a sound in a cuckoo-ish way - or ones that only came into being by hijacking another clock's nest and killing their natural offspring).
Clocks.
Hitler.
Numbers with too many digits (unless in my bank account).
Fortune tellers (& cookies).
Tomatoes.
Those two-feet-in-one slipper things.
X Factor, Pop Idol, Britain's Got Talent, American Idol, America's Got Talent, Dancing On Ice, Celebrity Dancing On Ice, Americans Dancing On Ice, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing, Americans Strictly Comming While Dancing, Tess Dealey.
Green beans.
Comedy that all-of-a-sudden incorporates a friggin' musical bit - Comedy & music should never mix (except for Boosh & Conchords - and, obviously, Half Man Half Biscuit, and Spinal Tap - but a stand-up should never even bother trying).
Farting humour.
Bad smells.
Downloading videos that promise great things but turn out to be Rick Astley.
Haters.
Red wine, sherry, port, brandy (they don't seem to like me!).
Magazines about subjects that I am not remotely interested in.
Girlfriends asking "what are you thinking about?".
Boybands.
Girlbands (except Sugarbabes who did a really cool & weird dance to one of their early singles on Top Of The Pops...I forget which one though - oh, and All Saints were not too bad either).
Getting biro/tipex on your hands & feet unintentionally after doing a productive day's work.
Spirits that aren't Jack Daniel's.
People that soak their conkers in vinegar or bake them to make them harder but then deny it even when they've lost the fight.
Genocide.
Jennycide.
Transformers (there's more than meets the eye).
Flannels.
Seafood where you are eating the whole thing - guts 'n' head 'n' all.
Rabbits wearing lipstick (giraffes wearing it is fine though - they've got the eyelashes to pull it off).
Animal cruelty.
People that walk too slow but you can't get past them because they're in a group (or got a buggy) taking up the whole pavement and the traffic's busy - haven't these people got lives to get to??!
People who type too-long profiles.
The twelve days of Christmas.
New Year's Eve parties - you MUST be happy!
Normality.
War & Suffering.
Candy-floss.