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Matty Pong

I like da Ladies

About Me

I enjoy long strolls on the beautiful beaches of the Red River. I live life by one famous saying, "Keep stomping in your air force ones BIG BOY!" I have listened to the song "Crazy Bitch" well over 4,000 times!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ladies who dance at the 101 club! And more good friends that I have met at the afternoon buffet at the Northern!

My Blog

poll

Who do you think is a better rapper, 50 cent, or his brother 25 cent?  Carvey watch out I'm WAY funnier than you!
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:59:00 GMT

Choking out a Lab

I can choke out a labrador retriever no problem.....cause I am the real American Hulkster!
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:21:00 GMT

Go Bison!

The NDSU Bison got friggin ripped off vs. the Gophers this year in football, what a tragedy. The only thing that can make up for that loss is if the sweedish Beer Pong team happened to show up at my d...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:11:00 GMT

Beer Pong

Really is there anything better than beer pong I mean girls get retardedly drunk and that is when Matty Pong moves in!
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:21:00 GMT