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Martin-Somewhat Entertaining and Never Educational

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About Me

I believe in was one of my imaginary alter egos that was conceived out of boredom that once said "Geeh, the world sure is in need of some excitement." God then listened, slaughtered the inanity and saved the excitement, cynicism, and sardonicity of the greatest minds and placed them all together into this module of deceptional first reaction.Now, I can understand that people may find such a description of oneself to be "conceded" or selfish, hell maybe even "arrogant". Well to be honest, that's what I'm going for.How great a country do we live in, in which Republican Jesus inspired those awesome dudes we call the framers to construct a constitution just to my liking.Therefore, given my freedom and my elastic overuse of it I am hereby to conclude that I am the epitome of what an American should be. If you happen to be offended by this you can just shove it and move to Europe you disgraceful socialist pigs. If you agree with me then welcome to Martin-tastic Land, formerly known as "Canada Land" until I realized there's already a place named "Canada" that's full of commmies!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, no, seriously, I would like to meet her. That, and as many angry senior citizen as I can.

My Blog

Outre, indeed

"Martin, I read your script, with great interest.  Then gave it to my assistant for hiscomments.  He said,  "Very creative.  But a little too outre for us."  Which was pretty much myreaction as well.T...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Hooray!

So yesterday at the cast party for Love Letters somethingawesome happened. Claudia was there and she told me that she read my newestplay and had a lot to tell me about it.First off, she knew right off...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:21:00 GMT

It Came To Me In A Dream I Call "A Taxi Named Date Rape"

What was at first suppose to be an idea for my One Act Play assignment has developed into a revolutionary project of mine own.After this is finished (and I fix that teensy wincy problem in my other tw...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:28:00 GMT

Blah and Meh should be some of the most intellectual words

Hmm, at times it may seem that way. Patience is a bitch, it takes a while to get into anything and have your mind set on it&However, that's only the begging& crap&It took me over ten months to "finish...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:01:00 GMT

Provocatively Elevinishly: Episode Six

I don't understand why people take narcotics. It's complete bull shit and due to a recent illness that I had which required me to take medicinal drugs, I think a hell of a lot of these people do it f...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:08:00 GMT

Provocatively Elevinishly: Episode Five

A message to all you emos out there: Stop wearing clothing with the depiction of Jack from "The Nightmare Before Christmas".  It is a complete contradiction to your character, being and overall e...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:17:00 GMT

Provocatively Elevinishly: Episode Four

'Tis 11:11, and it is acceptable in our culture (to the point of some peganistic ritual) that people make these so called "wishes" to some nobody (literally a nobody) in hopes that they get granted.&...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:33:00 GMT

Martin Trolls Liberal Land: Part 2

You asked for it, I conquered my fears (kinda) and went out looking for more.Success at last! I went into one of those chat 'em up rooms, not the myspace IM one since I fear stalking liberal pedophile...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:00:00 GMT

Provocatively Elevinishly; Episode Three

Morality and "political correctness" collide when dealing with life, dealing one of the biggest double standards ever to meet the face of the planet, no not the Democratic Party good guess though, I ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:51:00 GMT

Provocatively Elevinishly: Episode Two

Crap I have like eight minutes to write this. Anyways, welcome to "Provocatively Elevinishly", the only late night currently blog-later (hopefully) late night talk show, where randomnisity is an actu...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:50:00 GMT