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About Me

Above all else, if you want to understand me... you have to know Hinterlands by William Gibson. If I could chart my heartbeat into words, it would look something like that story.
I'm geekchic, which you will never understand. If my friend(s) had to describe me, they would say that I am diabolical, incredibly funny, and tremendously hot. Or at least, I would hope they'd say that. It's in my plans to head back to school soon to get my undergrad work done to teach. I'm gonna be the coolest 3rd grade teacher ever. I am an arrogant, self-absorbed, post-modern pre-Enlightenment crackwhore that gets flustered when talking to girls. Beat that.
By the way, I don't add people that I don't know. That's why it's called a "friends" list. Because I'm friends with them. Message me first.
About once every couple of weeks, I think about changing my profile but then I look at it and realize that I LOVE IT. So suck it.
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kate from Lost.

and...

People who think this is funny

and...

It's been awhile since I've wanted to meet new people. I'm very, very secure in my relationship and I don't expect to ever meet another person that comes close to what we have. Needless to say, I need new friends in the Portland/Vancouver area since the only people we know are coworkers. Queer or queer friendly is preferred. We're foodies and can cook/bake up a storm. Pets are a plus!

Here's who I don't want to meet:

Asians that tell me to get "back to my roots." Eff you. You aren't my culture counselor. Go eat some rice. RICE EATER!

Girls: Do you have a section on your profile exalting Angelina or Shane? You'd better have a good reason for it before you message me. All lesbians know that they're illegally attractive but saying so is like sporting a crew cut and a rainbow shirt. It's overboard.

Psst. Did we go to high school together? Let's network and take over the world. I always was the reigning Evil Genius at SWHS.

My Blog

New Years.

I just want to say that despite being sick, I had a great New Years Eve. I spent it with people that I like being around and with good conversation (and coughing.) I keep getting asked what my ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:35:00 GMT

MET.

So, today I received word that I got the MEA position that I was going for. It gets me out of my store and into others. Although I didn't get as much as I was asking for, I still get paid mileage. I'm...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:18:00 GMT

Good Samaritan-ism.

Today, I helped a hurt dog off of a busy street. I stopped four lanes of traffic and coaxed it to the parking lot nearby. People were honking and waving at me. They were smiling. No one was angry. But...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:56:00 GMT

today.

Today I am going to the hospital because I think that my ankle is broken. (again) Okay. Bye.
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:49:00 GMT

problem. solution.

I think I'm going to make more of an effort to be an alcoholic. I've been fine the past few days but once I'm sitting quietly at home, I get a bit upset and sad. I'm a lamester. I hope I'm not ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 20:33:00 GMT

Maggie.

I wish you were around everytime I felt sad. :(
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:29:00 GMT

rev..rev..rev.

There's nothing like a night of drinking to take the sting off of things. Maggie, being the best friend that she is, took me out for too many shots at the Rev Room. Am I still angry? Of course but I'm...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:25:00 GMT

fyi.

I complain alot about wanting girls that I think are unobtainable and I'm sure it gets old. Hell, it gets old feeling that way so fuck it. I'm done with that. I'm tired of being forgettable and so it'...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:01:00 GMT

I’ve decided.

I've decided that I'm cancelling my health insurance through work to save money. This will give me an extra $200 or so per month. I will keep my dental insurance and get my teeth fixed, yo. Besides, I...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:11:00 GMT

data transfer

I've been obsessed the last few weeks with data/information transfer as a business. Concierge meets smuggling. If you have any idea how to start, pass that nonsense along.
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:38:00 GMT