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About Me

I'm an EMT, Firefighter, Haz-Mat Tech, and a bunch of other things. I don't particularly like my job too much, but at least it pays the bills. My AIM screen name is "TomMidnights", by the way. And here's my photobucket link.. "http://s66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/DazzKoL/"You Are 84% New Jersey!

You are definitely Jersey. Well done, my friend. You are most likely from this great state, and you fit right in. Odds are, you love being Jersey!
How New Jersey Are You?

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You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
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How Will You Die?

MY RESULT: Devoured By Wolves

Youâ€™re not very cautious when it comes to unfamiliar places, and you tend to react fast rather than think things out. Thatâ€™s why youâ€™re gonna be wolf meat.
Studies have shown that youâ€™re twice as likely to get hit by lightning than get attacked by wolves, so youâ€™re a pretty lucky duck. When that pack of wolves starts hunting you down, try throwing rocks at them to ward them off. Donâ€™t feed them anything or they might get aggressive when you run out of food. And donâ€™t carry around any babies with you. Wolves love eating babies.

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My Interests

Phiadelphia Phillies baseball, Beer, Music, Comedy.. The Opie and Anthony on XM radio, The Ron and Fez show on XM radio. Channel 202, Tram Radio!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Luke Skywalker.. Capt. Nathaniel Fick, USMC.., Mike Schmidt
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Music:

Mushroomhead, Static-X, Trapt, Korn, and Dropkick Murphy are my favorites. I pretty much listen to a lot of heavy metal and some modern country/southern rock. I made this with help from .. , Look at these other Layouts!

Movies:

The Evil Dead series, Star Wars (Episodes 4, 5, 6 only), Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, Pale Rider, A Fistfull of Dollars, Hang 'em High, The Magnificent Seven, Indiana Jones series, Saving Private Ryan

Television:

When I watch tv, I stick to Law and Order, Cops, Dallas SWAT, NYPD Blue, Third Watch, Mythbusters, and I love the military channel.

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), Dune (Frank Herbert), One Bullet Away (Nathaniel Fick), Generation Kill (Evan Wright), Blackhawk Down (Mark Bowden), anything by Douglas Adams or Stephen King.. Anthing to do with weaponry, military history, or the Philadelphia Phillies.

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My Blog

You silly sons of bitches...

So, I keep seeing these bulletins about not buying gasoline on 15May07. Why 15May07? Who picked such an arbitrary day? Is there a reason for this specific date? Another thing I like...
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

I'm not sure how to describe it..

I just had an experience that I'm going to try to describe. I was listening to my iPod, and a song called "Waiting", by the band Trapt came on. When I heard this song I got this dull, a...
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

This shit really gets on my nerves..

I fucking hate people that get offended. The people that irk me the most are those easily offended douchebags that act all PC in front of others. You know them, they're the people t...
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:27:00 PST

Ron and Fez bar night. 02Aug06

My bro Ford and I went to NYC for a radio show event last tuesday (The Ron and Fez show on XM satellite radio, for those of you who don't know who they are). I've been listening to these guys fa...
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:23:00 PST

So, I was looking through my stuff...

I found a great picture of my last flock of ducklings. Learning how to swim in the sink, no less! :) http://s66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/DazzKoL/More Duckies/?action=view&current=855f9b0c...
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

EZ Pass!

I've always been an opponent of EZ Pass, automated checkouts at the supermarket, and other examples of thier ilk. My reasoning behind this is that I feel that every automatic checko...
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:32:00 PST

Ducks! With picture goodness!

http://s66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/DazzKoL/ Alright.. There's the link. I don't know if it's Myspace being retarded or me being retarded, but I can't get the damn link posted in a bu...
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:52:00 PST

I want to go, too..

The last few months have been the worst that I can remember. I don't think i've ever felt this lonely, broken hearted, lost, worried, or complacent. My friends are moving and i'm stuck here, wis...
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:44:00 PST

Howie...

Hoo Hoo! I Invented the Blog! Isn't that right, Robin? Tell 'em Fred!
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:38:00 PST

O and A Party Rock!!!!!

I'm pretty excited. I'm headed to NYC tomorrow evening, for what I imagine is going to be two days of shenannigans. Thursday night, I'm meeting up with Amplitude and some friends from Arizona. I'm sur...
Posted by Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:58:00 PST