10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOUI hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stareI hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhymeI hate the way you’re always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cryI hate it when you’re not around And the fact that you didn’t call But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all