.I hate disappearing acts...leave them to David Copperfield
.I am currently in a state of ironic detachment about my life
.I am still determining whether or not its too late to grow up and be a fairy princess
.i don't reduce, re-use, or recycle
.i am spectacularly lazy and have absolutely no plans to change
.i started flossing recently and am planning new and exciting ways to fill the 15 years i've just added to my life
.i am overly comfortable being crabby
.i collect piggy banks
.i am insanely annoyed by ambiguity
.i only sleep on one half of my bed
.i spend the majority of my time at home completely naked
.If it's risky, audacious, and possibly insane, there's a good chance i'll go for it
.I have no pity for the karmically irresponsible
.I believe it's never too late to change your mind...or your hair color
.I have the undeniable skill of looking indignant whenever i choose, even while stark naked.
.I think Gordon Ramsey is badass
.I am unmoved by such pedestrian concerns as punctuality
.I believe everyone worth knowing MUST possess a sense of whimsy
.I am ALWAYS late because I am cramming just one more thing into my life
.I am a fan of all things ladylike
.I refuse to end up a tragic waste of potential
.I believe no one should try to outsmart their subconscious
.The drama of my life can be a bit much, and am completely incapable of keeping my melodrama to myself
.I feel that when you live by everyone else's definition of cool, you are in fact, anything but
.I have few qualms about being manipulative and mercenary, but its part of my charm
.I love revealing the hidden beauty in ordinary things
.I like my daydreams to have an element of reality to them
."All she keeps inside, isn't on the label"
.I'm not a novelty and I refuse to be convenient...
."i'm an addict for dramatics i confuse the two for love"
.My mood crests and crashes not unlike the ocean
."i'm not here for your entertainment"
.i slam doors
.you'll never know i'm a wreck unless you really get to know me
.i believe in the loch ness monster
.i'm good at being uncomfortable
.i HATE dinosaurs, pancakes, and pepsi
.i am terrible at menus
.i miss my brothers, even when they're only 10 minutes away
.i am addicted to starbucks lemon loaf and nintendo wii
.i am not afraid to cry, but it probably won't be on your shoulder
.i wear my t-shirts inside out
.i think you can tell a lot about yourself from what people assume about you
.public restrooms creep me out
.i am ALWAYS writing a book
.i am deathly afraid of outer space
.i believe that a shower without music is a wasted experience
.there is a wide eyed idealist hidden somewhere deep down inside
.i wear classy pajamas
.i have a soft spot for dogs
.i can kill my own spiders, but i'm still a girl
.i suppose you can't expect every encounter to be smoldering
.i can't stand dave matthews
.i could attempt to be more aquiescent, but i doubt i'd be any good at it
.my life goal is to be the voice of cartoon character
.i obsessively highlight every book i read
.i occasionally present optimistic guesswork as fact
.i am attune to the genius of king of the hill, south park, and aqua teen hunger force
.i don't assume that one fuck a happy ending makes
.i'm still not sure what a happy ending is for me
.when i'm sleepy i rub my eyes like when i was 3
.i hate wasting time, unless its on my terms
.i heart surprises
.i am too lazy to for insincerities
.i suck at mowing lawns and playing tennis of any kind
.i won't deny i myself am annoying, but other people are more annoying...even people i like
.patience is not a virtue i possess in great quantities
.i believe it's easier to have a love affair with the idea of a person rather than the actual person
.laughing is a hobby
.i never mind yelling, and i'm quite good at it
.i take hunger very seriously
.i still see the glamour in hope
.its all or nothing with me, and while that's fine as a principle, i realize it does not work in real life
.i'd really like to go back in time with say, a flashlight, and show off to medieval people
.i like having that luxury hotel feeling everyday
.i believe the tiny details of the past no longer matter
.i am ALWAYS thrilled by possibilities.....
