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crabs

better than a bad night in vegas!

About Me

i'm just your all-around nice guy with an exoskeleton! and just because i'm an insect doesn't mean i don't know how to party. hit me up, i'd love to get to know you.

My Interests

sucking blood, crawling around, laying eggs and other procreatic activities.

I'd like to meet:

warm-blooded mammals (preferably sexually prolific ones). in a pinch, anyone with a pulse. :)

Music:

whatever gets you in the mood.