I am an artist suffering from the horrible affliction of having an extremely good life...as an artist I should be tormented, in the depths of poverty and despair, but instead find myself immensely happy with an awesome job freelancing and married to a completely wonderful woman. Oh, and did you know that an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain?? Yes, and two-thirds of the entire world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey! Is very exciting, no?.. MySpace Profile Editor
