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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Event Survivor of the West coast Zombie infection. Notice: All people of significance to me be advised. In event of an outbreak, locate my home, come to me for assistance, bring as many supplies as you can, within 2 weeks of initial infection outbreak converge on the store COSTCO, located at 4500 W Shaw ave, Fresno CA 93722. Be prepared to climb or stand on top of a raised Vehicle. Long term solution: Within 2 years of initial outbreak, seek me in the Hills above Fresno. I would consider Squaw Valley, Coarsegold or Yosemite. Set radios to 121.5 and 243 MHz. If you for whatever reason you find me as a turned zombie... Please kill me.
Funny how this 'about me' became a confession...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm quite a friendly little jerk actually. I try to act hard asshole at first, but it fades quickly once you get to know me, it's just who I am I guess. Someday though I MUST see Dethklok in concert. I'd like to meet David Hasslehoff. I also have a strange fascination with Juliya from Fuse. Maria Brink can whoop Kat Von Ds ass anyday.

My Blog

Everyone...We have a problem.

Members of the Grand House of Ill Repute.All associates and friendly household.I need your assistance.We here at the House of Ill Repute have a major infestation that threatens the fabric of our lives...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 19:47:00 GMT

State of the Kingdom address

Alright, settle down and find out what's been up on the interior of my little life.I'm 25 yrs old and now am I barely getting a feel for some kinda career and direction in my life. All the things i've...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:44:00 GMT

Urgent communique from YOUR king

    OKIE-DAYIt's a brand new day. Some news going on in my life to fill you in...As of 9:00am Monday, I have been formally relieved of "The Mom Thing" duties. I am now in possession of ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:41:00 GMT

Blog, reposting a bulletin I made.

My schedule has taken a turn for the SUCK.In addition to my normal 10am - 7pm on Tues - Friday at my job...Ive been forced to accept an additional 7:30pm - 10pm Mon - Fri. to help my poor mom with HER...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:12:00 GMT

update much?

So, I finally got the internet fixed here at the house. I had to buy a new phone cord cuz a rascal little kitteh chewed it up.Its been like 3 weeks since I could really check in with you all.Heres som...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:33:00 GMT

OK for you newbs out there who don’t know who I am...

Here's the gist of it.I am the fuckin' BOOZE KING and I take my title seriously (Pffffft).and THOU SHALT BOW DOWN AND PRAYWhile vomiting up my product!!!you know you love it, the night doesn't seem as...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:30:00 GMT

Hmpt...Yeap.

The one thing I love is when people write blogs, and vaguely refer to certain people and never quite name them. And when the chips fall, and alliances shatter, and icebergs break apart and carry peopl...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:44:00 GMT

10 useless facts about ME! 4-1-08 April Fools Edition!!

Ok. So to commemorate All Fool’s Day, AKA Chris’ birthday. I’m making another 10 random facts about me list...and the person that can guess which ONE fact is Bullshit of the NINE tha...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:44:00 GMT

Brand new blog?! oh HELL no...

Wow so I can’t believe how fucking annoying it is to find the right code to alter myspace pages...then you hafto SIT THERE and go through every line and clean it of stupid banner tags and hidden...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:25:00 GMT

We sit upon a great crossroads

So, as i've been spouting for days now. I have internet once again in the comfort of my own home. I used to be a crazed net fiend back in the day, doin the usual crap. Then 2 years ago my compy fried ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:19:00 GMT