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Stanley

I am here for Friends

About Me

I was raised in a peanut butter jar till the age of 17 and then I was shipped via UPS to Northwestern where I major in breathing (I do a damn good job at this). I enjoy long walks along the pavement, getting honked in rush hour traffic, and watching people run into walls.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever."