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Jordan

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About Me

.................................................. MyGen Profile Generator I'm easy to get along with and down to have Fun. I like to party though I don't get to do it much these days. I'm calm and not really in a hurry about much if I don't have to be. I'm into being comfortable. I'm funny and have a really good and broad sense of humor. I'd say that I'm a Realist and very logical. I was born on May 21st and if you look it up in the Big Birthday book or other astrology books you'll find that that day falls on the transition from Taurus to Gemini. It's called the Cusp of Energy. I love having strange and useless realizations randomly in my life. I love the useful ones more. I'm very much re-learning myself. Learning new things and sharing it a passion almost. I am into History and Long contemplative talks about crap we have no control over =D.
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?
Your Inner European is Spanish!
Energetic and lively.You bring the party with you!
Your Element Is Water
A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious. That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep. Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily. You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others. You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves. You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful. What's Your Element?Who's Your Inner European?

My Interests

Music, Art, Drawing, Egyptian History, Warfare History, CG and Animation, BMW's, Astrology, Swimming, Comedy/Movies, Tequila, Good Bud and Nice Functional Glass Art, Learning a little about Anything and Everything that sparks my interest! Skateboarding/Snowboarding, Boats, Nature and the Sky....I'm intrested in so many things and the interest comes and goes so quick sometimes it's rediculous. I like to try different things and Politics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~..

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There are:
4
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
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You are a
Social Conservative
(36% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(38% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist
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Your Love Number is
4
You are a creative and expressive lover - a true romantic at heart. An introspective soul, you know exactly how your ideal relationship should be. But if you don't get that ideal, you tend to get a bit pouty and dramatic. You need someone who can roll with the punches, that's for sure! What Is Your Love Number?You Are The Wheel of Fortune
You represent the cycles of life, death, and rebirth.
You embrace change, the the ups and downs of life.
Fate is something you accept, even when you could possibly change things.
Big things tend to happen to you more than other people.

Your fortune:

Something huge is about to happen in your life, and you have little control over it.
You must accept your destiny, but luckily it is good fortune that has come your way.
Big things and big changes are about to come your way.
And while things will be intense for a while, they will be followed by a period of rest. What Tarot Card Are You? Take the quiz:
Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Tweak and Cha
One of the most fun and weirdest stoners their are. You often say dumb shit that turns out to be hilarious after a few seconds. You often make weird sounds and twitch a lot. You will use your skills of twitching and weird sounds to make up for shitty jokes you have told which strangly evens things out. You love smoking and hanging out with your friends and making an ass out of yourself. Defently a nice and cool person to blaze it up with

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You scored as Republican.

Republican


75%

Anarchism


75%

Democrat


50%

Green


42%

Socialist


42%

Communism


42%

Fascism


25%

Nazi


0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.

Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes

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I'd like to meet:

Lots and Lots of new people and my friends for a drink or bowl from time to time =P. I'd like to meet Maynard of TooL and if I could I'd meet Great leaders of Great ancient civilizations like Rome and Egypt. I love history! The maker of this 555

Sun Sign: Gemini
Sun 0° Gemini 32' Gemini Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Aquarius
Moon 15° Aquarius 59' Aquarius Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Aries
Ascendant 0° Aries 54' Aries Horoscope
for today »
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Your Power Color Is Gold
At Your Highest:

You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.

At Your Lowest:

You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.

In Love:

You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.

How You're Attractive:

You passion for life makes others passionate about you.

Your Eternal Question:

"Am I Having Fun?" What's Your Power Color?Girlfriend: A girl who is what I would define as HOT who is not a shallow or superficial person. A girl who can have an intelligent conversation about anything. This girl will be around, she would make time for me like I would her and never refuse to wait for me. She will say what she Needs and what she Wants. She won't flirt with other guys. This girl I will be able to Trust beyond a doubt. She has a job, car and some direction, nothing is set in stone in terms of the future so atleast an idea of where your trying to go is good. She is not out to hurt or be hurt because we both HATE LIARS!! She is as much of an attention whore as I am and will always want to be near me. Passionate, Honest, Funny and Legit. I know She exists!
Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility. What's Your Ideal Relationship?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Luck Quotient: 62%
You have a high luck quotient.
More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.
You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.
Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way. How Lucky Are You?

Music:

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Tornado
You are a tornado. People KNOW when you're around. Some fear you.

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You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Movies:


You Are 30% Left Brained, 70% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained? the Fifth Element, Kingdom of Heavan, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Music Videos , Tons of others for sure =)
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

I really don't watch that much TV but when I do and I can choose the channel I go for the History channel first and if nothing is on that I like there I'll look for comedy central. I like watching the News and I'm not really big into watching sports on TV except baseball I can watch anything but live surgery, they have a channel for that sadly. I Love Sealab 2021 and Anime...Adult Swim is full of favorites.

Your Deadly Sins


Greed: 80%
Envy: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Lust: 40%
Pride: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%
You'll die in a castle, surrounded by servants. How Sinful Are You?

Books:

I'm not much for reading books. I can read extremley well but I've just never been into it. I read articles and comics =P. I will pick up a book now and then but I rarely finish them. I used to read Much Much more when I was younger.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You Are Romanticism
You are likely to see the world as it should be, not as it is.
You prefer to celebrate the great things people do... not the horrors they're capable of.
For you, there is nothing more inspiring than a great hero.
You believe that great art reflects the artist's imagination and true ideals. What Art Movement Are You?

Heroes:

What makes a hero? I'm not sure if I have any honestly. Maybe something will come to me.
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 66%
Schizoid |||| 18%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 58%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54%
Borderline |||||||||||| 46%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 58%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent |||||| 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 30% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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My Blog

Un-wordable Feelings

Today and for the last few days.....something is eatting me up. It's a group of feelings I can't really name but I hate them. They make me feel like shit. They make me want to turn into a hermit and j...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:32:00 PST

Reflection of recent thoughts

Ok, so occasionaly I'll spill my guts to a word document. It's my way of self-reflecting and such. Anyways this is not my guts but instead my thoughts. Just as helpful. I'm going to write about emotio...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:25:00 PST

Pet peaves

So I amat my buddy Mikie's house and I wore some pajama pants of his to bed....I have decided that pajama pants need pockets! It is a must and If none had them I think I'd go crazy.Other than that I t...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 01:25:00 PST

Who Cares About Politics??

Politics! I find Politics fascinating....it's an uncommon thing in most of the people I hang out with. Politics makes the world go round. I feel that the concept of government played out exactly as it...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:07:00 PST

Don't be so Serious!

ZEN THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like -- night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. I just g...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:54:00 PST

Rules Ladies!!

Rules Men Wish Women Knew 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4. Birthdays, Valentines,...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:52:00 PST

Wise Words

These are some fortunes and Quotes that have helped me out.Think about them as you read.Jordan    The Fortune Cookie says?...and Other assorted important Thoughts!     &n...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:17:00 PST

Hook Up Pictionary

I love how when your at a party and there is a girl that you are checking out....you'd go up to her but you can't tell if she's interested or not and she has hot friends. You can't go upto one in the ...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:40:00 PST