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Michelle Marie

I am here for Friends

About Me

Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. [Last Barman poem]Brian: I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweat and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you’ve just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don’t you just order a shot? / Bar is open.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Honky-tonkin-hell-cats, that provide endless entertainment and debaucherously delicious stories. Energetic folks that skip the small talk. People that say what they mean, and mean what they say.

My Blog

As the world turns..

Recently i experienced a form of verbal assault so vicious i still can't wrap my head around it. Someone said the only problems I currently have are "spending my father's inheritance". What in, the, f...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:07:00 GMT

An Advantage

No offence... I am grateful for the bluetoooth thingamabob, though i would never use it myself. I am not that COOL. Yet, i am grateful for the fact that I can have conversations with myself in the ca...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:04:00 GMT

Times they are a changin

I woke up this morning and noticed fruit in the fridge from a gift basket I received the day before my father died. While in the shower, I looked up and saw a washcloth that an ex left above the showe...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:51:00 GMT

I have become a born again Christian and Ive stopped drinkin.

Yeah right.. one of the two are true. Those of you who really know me are aware that the past 4 months or so have been the worst months of my tiny life. Let's flip that flap jack and get to what is go...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:01:00 GMT